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This was to a friend...NOT my girlfriend

 

Me: So you goann let me tap that or not?

Her: Haha, what?

Me: Tap that...are you goann let me?

Her: Tap what, and where is this coming from

Me: Your ass, so now that we're clear you goann let me tap it?

Her: Ummmm, seriously.

Me: Yes, now quit with the games. Either you will or you won't

Her: WOW, what brought this on.

Me: Yes or No.

Her:....

Me: Yes or No

Her: Sure

Me: Niiiice

Her: Call me!

 

That was like a 20 minute text, like she was really thinking about it. Now I feel dirty...So I just texted my girlfriend. haha

 

Me: You goanna let me tap that?

Her: After work but before dinner…which you’re going to make for me!

Me: WOW!

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This was to a friend...NOT my girlfriend

 

Me: So you goann let me tap that or not?

Her: Haha, what?

Me: Tap that...are you goann let me?

Her: Tap what, and where is this coming from

Me: Your ass, so now that we're clear you goann let me tap it?

Her: Ummmm, seriously.

Me: Yes, now quit with the games. Either you will or you won't

Her: WOW, what brought this on.

Me: Yes or No.

Her:....

Me: Yes or No

Her: Sure

Me: Niiiice

Her: Call me!

 

That was like a 20 minute text, like she was really thinking about it. Now I feel dirty...So I just texted my girlfriend. haha

 

Me: You goanna let me tap that?

Her: After work but before dinner…which you’re going to make for me!

Me: WOW!

 

haha tehres always a catch!

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This was to a friend...NOT my girlfriend

 

Me: So you goann let me tap that or not?

Her: Haha, what?

Me: Tap that...are you goann let me?

Her: Tap what, and where is this coming from

Me: Your ass, so now that we're clear you goann let me tap it?

Her: Ummmm, seriously.

Me: Yes, now quit with the games. Either you will or you won't

Her: WOW, what brought this on.

Me: Yes or No.

Her:....

Me: Yes or No

Her: Sure

Me: Niiiice

Her: Call me!

 

That was like a 20 minute text, like she was really thinking about it. Now I feel dirty...So I just texted my girlfriend. haha

 

Me: You goanna let me tap that?

Her: After work but before dinner…which you’re going to make for me!

Me: WOW!

 

:lol: nice

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Another one. This time to a buddy's ex g/f.

 

Me: Hey girl. So when are you gonna let me tap that?

Her: Lee WTF

Me: I'm a busy man. I need answers.

Her: WTF are you kidding

Me: Answers. Not questions.

Her: Sorry pumpkin. You're Dan's friend. Automatic DQ.

Me: That's BS. You have to at least let me out of the starting gate.

No response...

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Me: Ay, when you gona let me tap that?

MoJoe: It still hurts from the last time. I dunno

Me: I will use lube this time. I promise.

MoJoe: Well let me get it shaved and then be gentle. I will be there soon.

 

g/f's not in a good mood right now, it's inadvisable to text her this right now....

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First:

 

Me: Aye, quick question.

Her: ok what is it

Me: When are you gunna let me tap that?

Her: what kind of question is that

Me: It's quite ambiguous, but an answer now would be great.

Her: hahahah idk lol u dork thats kind of a bold question to ask

Me: Okay, so how about a cookie for my effort and then you let me tap that.

Her: r u drunk

Me: Are my chances better if I am?

Her: idk

Me: I'm done with you.. I'm getting blue balls for pete's sake.

No response.

 

 

Second:

 

Me: Sooo, when you gunna let me tap that?

Her: Lol are u drunk

Me: Why, are my chances better if I am?

Her: No but it doesn't seem like something u would say

Me: LOL, I'm really just kidding. It's just a game I'm playing with some buddies to see what people would say.

Her: O

Her: I was gonna say what are you doing tonite, but...

Me: But what?

Her: You were just kidding ;)

Me: FML.

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Me: Ay, when you gona let me tap that?

MoJoe: It still hurts from the last time. I dunno

Me: I will use lube this time. I promise.

MoJoe: Well let me get it shaved and then be gentle. I will be there soon.

 

g/f's not in a good mood right now, it's inadvisable to text her this right now....

 

Now my feelings and my butt hurt. Damn you Jesse ! Damn You!

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First:

 

Me: Aye, quick question.

Her: ok what is it

Me: When are you gunna let me tap that?

Her: what kind of question is that

Me: It's quite ambiguous, but an answer now would be great.

Her: hahahah idk lol u dork thats kind of a bold question to ask

Me: Okay, so how about a cookie for my effort and then you let me tap that.

Her: r u drunk

Me: Are my chances better if I am?

Her: idk

Me: I'm done with you.. I'm getting blue balls for pete's sake.

No response.

 

 

Second:

 

Me: Sooo, when you gunna let me tap that?

Her: Lol are u drunk

Me: Why, are my chances better if I am?

Her: No but it doesn't seem like something u would say

Me: LOL, I'm really just kidding. It's just a game I'm playing with some buddies to see what people would say.

Her: O

Her: I was gonna say what are you doing tonite, but...

Me: But what?

Her: You were just kidding ;)

Me: FML.

 

Bwahahah!

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Wow. This is fooking awesome. Must try...

 

On a girl you fag, not me

 

him: hey, when you gonna let me tap that?

me: come over

me: you can break down my walls and send me back to the stoneage

him: call me fred flintstone im gonna make your bed rock!

 

:lol:

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You gutter slut! I was gonna post...

 

Yota: When you gonna let me tap that

Fag: come over

Fag: You can break down my walls and send me back to the stoneage

Yota: Call me fred flintstone, Im gonna make your bed rock!

 

lmao

 

 

ok... on the females... I may get in trouble but its worth it! :D

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Yota: Got a question for ya

her: I may have an answer

her: Whats up

Yota: When you gonna let me tap that?

her:lol

Yota: no really, can I lick your belly button from the inside out? you might just like it...

her: lol ok

Yota: Ok so tonight ?

her: no response...

Yota: hmmm... Tomorrow?

her: sure lol

yota: ok deal

 

 

Um... did that just happen? She has too be kidding ??? ??? :confused:

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ok, i had to keep going...

 

Yota: Im going to a cookout for a friends birthday tomorrow, wanna go there then we can eat out back at my place?

her: lol

Yota: Cook out starts around 1. just give me a call then ;) giggity

 

lmao offf!! gooood stuff

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Yota: Got a question for ya

her: I may have an answer

her: Whats up

Yota: When you gonna let me tap that?

her:lol

Yota: no really, can I lick your belly button from the inside out? you might just like it...

her: lol ok

Yota: Ok so tonight ?

her: no response...

Yota: hmmm... Tomorrow?

her: sure lol

yota: ok deal

 

 

Um... did that just happen? She has too be kidding ??? ??? :confused:

 

great success!!

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Me: Hey can I tap that?

Heather: What??

Me: You heard me.

Heather: Ha no.

Me: That wasn't what you said last week.

Heather: Yeah but that was before you had a g/f

Me: What she don't know doesn't hurt :)

Heather: I don't roll that way, only if you were single

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