Main3s Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 This was to a friend...NOT my girlfriend Me: So you goann let me tap that or not? Her: Haha, what? Me: Tap that...are you goann let me? Her: Tap what, and where is this coming from Me: Your ass, so now that we're clear you goann let me tap it? Her: Ummmm, seriously. Me: Yes, now quit with the games. Either you will or you won't Her: WOW, what brought this on. Me: Yes or No. Her:.... Me: Yes or No Her: Sure Me: Niiiice Her: Call me! That was like a 20 minute text, like she was really thinking about it. Now I feel dirty...So I just texted my girlfriend. haha Me: You goanna let me tap that? Her: After work but before dinner…which you’re going to make for me! Me: WOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 This was to a friend...NOT my girlfriend Me: So you goann let me tap that or not? Her: Haha, what? Me: Tap that...are you goann let me? Her: Tap what, and where is this coming from Me: Your ass, so now that we're clear you goann let me tap it? Her: Ummmm, seriously. Me: Yes, now quit with the games. Either you will or you won't Her: WOW, what brought this on. Me: Yes or No. Her:.... Me: Yes or No Her: Sure Me: Niiiice Her: Call me! That was like a 20 minute text, like she was really thinking about it. Now I feel dirty...So I just texted my girlfriend. haha Me: You goanna let me tap that? Her: After work but before dinner…which you’re going to make for me! Me: WOW! haha tehres always a catch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 haha tehres always a catch! I can deal with that. I need to eat too, it's a win win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 This was to a friend...NOT my girlfriend Me: So you goann let me tap that or not? Her: Haha, what? Me: Tap that...are you goann let me? Her: Tap what, and where is this coming from Me: Your ass, so now that we're clear you goann let me tap it? Her: Ummmm, seriously. Me: Yes, now quit with the games. Either you will or you won't Her: WOW, what brought this on. Me: Yes or No. Her:.... Me: Yes or No Her: Sure Me: Niiiice Her: Call me! That was like a 20 minute text, like she was really thinking about it. Now I feel dirty...So I just texted my girlfriend. haha Me: You goanna let me tap that? Her: After work but before dinner…which you’re going to make for me! Me: WOW! nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 this thread is so entertaining +rep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I keep finding LOLs in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coltboostin Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 This would take me back to a time that I am over with-It was fun for a while, but it gets old-FAST. I know what the outcome would be, so I cant participate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Lee Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Another one. This time to a buddy's ex g/f. Me: Hey girl. So when are you gonna let me tap that? Her: Lee WTF Me: I'm a busy man. I need answers. Her: WTF are you kidding Me: Answers. Not questions. Her: Sorry pumpkin. You're Dan's friend. Automatic DQ. Me: That's BS. You have to at least let me out of the starting gate. No response... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat? GF: Tomorrow GF: Sexy shower action GF: Maybe 2 or 3 times GF: Maybe in the kitchen too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat? GF: Tomorrow GF: Sexy shower action GF: Maybe 2 or 3 times GF: Maybe in the kitchen too Ballin!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Me: Ay, when you gona let me tap that? MoJoe: It still hurts from the last time. I dunno Me: I will use lube this time. I promise. MoJoe: Well let me get it shaved and then be gentle. I will be there soon. g/f's not in a good mood right now, it's inadvisable to text her this right now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleguy Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Me: So, when you gonna let me get up in them guts? Her: I tried to show it to you earlier today but you didn't want it. Me: Sucks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 First: Me: Aye, quick question. Her: ok what is it Me: When are you gunna let me tap that? Her: what kind of question is that Me: It's quite ambiguous, but an answer now would be great. Her: hahahah idk lol u dork thats kind of a bold question to ask Me: Okay, so how about a cookie for my effort and then you let me tap that. Her: r u drunk Me: Are my chances better if I am? Her: idk Me: I'm done with you.. I'm getting blue balls for pete's sake. No response. Second: Me: Sooo, when you gunna let me tap that? Her: Lol are u drunk Me: Why, are my chances better if I am? Her: No but it doesn't seem like something u would say Me: LOL, I'm really just kidding. It's just a game I'm playing with some buddies to see what people would say. Her: O Her: I was gonna say what are you doing tonite, but... Me: But what? Her: You were just kidding Me: FML. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Me: Ay, when you gona let me tap that? MoJoe: It still hurts from the last time. I dunno Me: I will use lube this time. I promise. MoJoe: Well let me get it shaved and then be gentle. I will be there soon. g/f's not in a good mood right now, it's inadvisable to text her this right now.... Now my feelings and my butt hurt. Damn you Jesse ! Damn You! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 First: Me: Aye, quick question. Her: ok what is it Me: When are you gunna let me tap that? Her: what kind of question is that Me: It's quite ambiguous, but an answer now would be great. Her: hahahah idk lol u dork thats kind of a bold question to ask Me: Okay, so how about a cookie for my effort and then you let me tap that. Her: r u drunk Me: Are my chances better if I am? Her: idk Me: I'm done with you.. I'm getting blue balls for pete's sake. No response. Second: Me: Sooo, when you gunna let me tap that? Her: Lol are u drunk Me: Why, are my chances better if I am? Her: No but it doesn't seem like something u would say Me: LOL, I'm really just kidding. It's just a game I'm playing with some buddies to see what people would say. Her: O Her: I was gonna say what are you doing tonite, but... Me: But what? Her: You were just kidding Me: FML. Bwahahah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Wow. This is fooking awesome. Must try... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Wow. This is fooking awesome. Must try... On a girl you fag, not me him: hey, when you gonna let me tap that? me: come over me: you can break down my walls and send me back to the stoneage him: call me fred flintstone im gonna make your bed rock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 You gutter slut! I was gonna post... Yota: When you gonna let me tap that Fag: come over Fag: You can break down my walls and send me back to the stoneage Yota: Call me fred flintstone, Im gonna make your bed rock! lmao ok... on the females... I may get in trouble but its worth it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autox41 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Me: When you going to let me tap that? Her: Wow did you really just say that Me: Yeah bitch I'm a busy man I need answers. Her: Well go fuck yourself I lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 On a girl you fag, not me him: hey, when you gonna let me tap that? me: come over me: you can break down my walls and send me back to the stoneage him: call me fred flintstone im gonna make your bed rock! bwahahahaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Yota: Got a question for ya her: I may have an answer her: Whats up Yota: When you gonna let me tap that? her:lol Yota: no really, can I lick your belly button from the inside out? you might just like it... her: lol ok Yota: Ok so tonight ? her: no response... Yota: hmmm... Tomorrow? her: sure lol yota: ok deal Um... did that just happen? She has too be kidding ??? ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 This is amazing i wish i was single so i can go on a tear beatin it up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 ok, i had to keep going... Yota: Im going to a cookout for a friends birthday tomorrow, wanna go there then we can eat out back at my place? her: lol Yota: Cook out starts around 1. just give me a call then giggity lmao offf!! gooood stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Yota: Got a question for ya her: I may have an answer her: Whats up Yota: When you gonna let me tap that? her:lol Yota: no really, can I lick your belly button from the inside out? you might just like it... her: lol ok Yota: Ok so tonight ? her: no response... Yota: hmmm... Tomorrow? her: sure lol yota: ok deal Um... did that just happen? She has too be kidding ??? ??? great success!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Me: Hey can I tap that? Heather: What?? Me: You heard me. Heather: Ha no. Me: That wasn't what you said last week. Heather: Yeah but that was before you had a g/f Me: What she don't know doesn't hurt Heather: I don't roll that way, only if you were single Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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