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20 Signs You're a Big, Flapping Douche Bag


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Before you get started... one of these fuckers looks just like Paul (only skinnier).

 

 

 

 

20 Signs You're a Big, Flapping Douche Bag

 

 

The epidemic known as Douchis Idiotis is spreading people, and the only way to combat this scourge on society is to kill it at its source. We have to stomp out this problem before it spreads even further, because before you know it the entire fucking male population will be sporting Crocs, getting manicures and spraying themselves down with tan in a can. But how do we know if our friends and family members are succumbing to this dreaded disease? The 20 signs -- with visual aids -- are:

 

20. You wear shades indoors. This applies to both men and women.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/SngugXrCNYI/AAAAAAAAAQc/l1CcThjxqPY/s400/douchebags3.jpg

 

19. You go tanning. At any time. Ever.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/SngvHn0ljQI/AAAAAAAAAQk/vmmHWtVjOio/s400/tan_douche.jpg

 

18. You walk around indoors without a shirt on.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sngv9cehAPI/AAAAAAAAAQs/oTVXF6El0Wg/s400/no_shirt_douche.JPG

 

17. You sport a porcupine haircut, make ridiculous hand gestures at the camera or are otherwise in this picture.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/SngwyknNyFI/AAAAAAAAAQ0/TQOY760WMZ0/s400/gang_of_douche.jpg

 

16. You wax your eyebrows/chest/ass/ball sack.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sngxb6RBEdI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/zFXnRopOU5U/s400/twin_douche.jpg

 

15. You leave the house wearing just a wife beater. This applies to both men and women.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sngy1pwPWWI/AAAAAAAAARE/WLEgWxTOLQI/s400/douche_beaters.jpg

 

14. You should be at home nursing your swollen ankles but choose to "party" instead. Again, both men and women.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/SngzgDUsl7I/AAAAAAAAARM/0MKj_6bKGRs/s400/gramps_douche.jpg

 

13. You put rims on a fucking Chevy Cavalier and tell anyone who will listen that it's "pimped out."

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng03jH6CjI/AAAAAAAAARU/ySqQkJeMxOI/s400/cavalier_rims.jpg

 

12. You have ever taken a picture of yourself without a shirt on for the sole purpose of putting it on the Internet.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng1ckeO2SI/AAAAAAAAARc/fLxmQT2W5oc/s400/self_shooter_douche.jpg

 

11. You flash the peace sign in pictures while trying to look like a bad ass.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng2iFNz23I/AAAAAAAAARk/bZG4o9KLdmM/s400/peace_douche.jpg

 

 

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10. You're over the age of 5 yet still wear clothes with characters from kid's shows on them because you think it's "cute."

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng3Br3MA5I/AAAAAAAAARs/C5zmNdx1u-c/s400/sesame_street_douche.jpg

 

9. You flex your muscles in every picture you're in.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng4D96Ry2I/AAAAAAAAAR0/BBj_nJmhT8U/s400/flexing_douche.jpg

 

8. You spend more time at the gym than working an actual job.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng4utddQbI/AAAAAAAAAR8/LPZA1528tDo/s400/buff_douche.jpg

 

7. The shirt you're wearing would be tight on an infant.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng5EkvEZLI/AAAAAAAAASE/T7H060g97e0/s400/tight_douche.jpg

 

6. You're this guy.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng57iqJdzI/AAAAAAAAASM/I3biYYpOYUY/s400/gangsta_douche.jpg

 

5. You pop your collar. Ever.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng6JavLFvI/AAAAAAAAASU/ArNxflonNbg/s400/popped_collar_douche.jpg

 

4. You purse your glossed lips in every picture ever taken of you.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng6fcRTygI/AAAAAAAAASc/zXEhHnERTss/s400/kissy_douche.jpg

 

3. You style your hair to resemble a fucking rooster.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng662kk4SI/AAAAAAAAASk/77dclFq504A/s400/rooster_douche.jpg

 

2. You're whiter than the Arctic landscape but think you're a "thug."

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng7fXOLRII/AAAAAAAAASs/8iZf1Zs8YuU/s400/thug_douche.jpg

 

And the number 1 sign you're a big, flapping douche bag:

 

You're a fan of and/or sympathize with these two mouth breathers.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng7_YLH79I/AAAAAAAAAS0/9OviRY27A94/s400/heidi_montag_spencer_pratt_taco.jpg

 

 

 

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I'll be a d-bag to score girls like that and have a good time.. you can have fun sitting on the internet with your dick in your hand trying to make fun of it though.

 

 

I was thinking the same thing.:( who ever doesnt get laid is the true db.

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