KillJoy Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Before you get started... one of these fuckers looks just like Paul (only skinnier). 20 Signs You're a Big, Flapping Douche Bag The epidemic known as Douchis Idiotis is spreading people, and the only way to combat this scourge on society is to kill it at its source. We have to stomp out this problem before it spreads even further, because before you know it the entire fucking male population will be sporting Crocs, getting manicures and spraying themselves down with tan in a can. But how do we know if our friends and family members are succumbing to this dreaded disease? The 20 signs -- with visual aids -- are: 20. You wear shades indoors. This applies to both men and women. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/SngugXrCNYI/AAAAAAAAAQc/l1CcThjxqPY/s400/douchebags3.jpg 19. You go tanning. At any time. Ever. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/SngvHn0ljQI/AAAAAAAAAQk/vmmHWtVjOio/s400/tan_douche.jpg 18. You walk around indoors without a shirt on. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sngv9cehAPI/AAAAAAAAAQs/oTVXF6El0Wg/s400/no_shirt_douche.JPG 17. You sport a porcupine haircut, make ridiculous hand gestures at the camera or are otherwise in this picture. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/SngwyknNyFI/AAAAAAAAAQ0/TQOY760WMZ0/s400/gang_of_douche.jpg 16. You wax your eyebrows/chest/ass/ball sack. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sngxb6RBEdI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/zFXnRopOU5U/s400/twin_douche.jpg 15. You leave the house wearing just a wife beater. This applies to both men and women. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sngy1pwPWWI/AAAAAAAAARE/WLEgWxTOLQI/s400/douche_beaters.jpg 14. You should be at home nursing your swollen ankles but choose to "party" instead. Again, both men and women. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/SngzgDUsl7I/AAAAAAAAARM/0MKj_6bKGRs/s400/gramps_douche.jpg 13. You put rims on a fucking Chevy Cavalier and tell anyone who will listen that it's "pimped out." http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng03jH6CjI/AAAAAAAAARU/ySqQkJeMxOI/s400/cavalier_rims.jpg 12. You have ever taken a picture of yourself without a shirt on for the sole purpose of putting it on the Internet. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng1ckeO2SI/AAAAAAAAARc/fLxmQT2W5oc/s400/self_shooter_douche.jpg 11. You flash the peace sign in pictures while trying to look like a bad ass. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng2iFNz23I/AAAAAAAAARk/bZG4o9KLdmM/s400/peace_douche.jpg KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted August 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 10. You're over the age of 5 yet still wear clothes with characters from kid's shows on them because you think it's "cute." http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng3Br3MA5I/AAAAAAAAARs/C5zmNdx1u-c/s400/sesame_street_douche.jpg 9. You flex your muscles in every picture you're in. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng4D96Ry2I/AAAAAAAAAR0/BBj_nJmhT8U/s400/flexing_douche.jpg 8. You spend more time at the gym than working an actual job. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng4utddQbI/AAAAAAAAAR8/LPZA1528tDo/s400/buff_douche.jpg 7. The shirt you're wearing would be tight on an infant. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng5EkvEZLI/AAAAAAAAASE/T7H060g97e0/s400/tight_douche.jpg 6. You're this guy. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng57iqJdzI/AAAAAAAAASM/I3biYYpOYUY/s400/gangsta_douche.jpg 5. You pop your collar. Ever. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng6JavLFvI/AAAAAAAAASU/ArNxflonNbg/s400/popped_collar_douche.jpg 4. You purse your glossed lips in every picture ever taken of you. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng6fcRTygI/AAAAAAAAASc/zXEhHnERTss/s400/kissy_douche.jpg 3. You style your hair to resemble a fucking rooster. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng662kk4SI/AAAAAAAAASk/77dclFq504A/s400/rooster_douche.jpg 2. You're whiter than the Arctic landscape but think you're a "thug." http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng7fXOLRII/AAAAAAAAASs/8iZf1Zs8YuU/s400/thug_douche.jpg And the number 1 sign you're a big, flapping douche bag: You're a fan of and/or sympathize with these two mouth breathers. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng7_YLH79I/AAAAAAAAAS0/9OviRY27A94/s400/heidi_montag_spencer_pratt_taco.jpg KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 HAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 :golfclap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 10 is hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 who ever made this mad at guys with muscles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 chicks in wife beaters are hot http://www.bartcop.com/rachel-bilson-shirt.JPG http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/tilatequila/default/chicks-white-wife-beaters-tattoos--large-msg-124501132696.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 BOOBIES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Clearly an emo gay kid wrote this as outlined by #10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach1647545520 Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 I laughed... Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 sooo what one"looks" like me huh'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Does this cover 3 & 4? http://img351.imageshack.us/img351/1855/vegasjuly20060204pb.jpg 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 ^^^^^ GREAT REFERENCE +rep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 I was waiting for the Tilley and or Sam posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted August 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 I was waiting for the Tilley and or Sam posts. What.... no love for Linn? KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Does this cover 3 & 4? And I believe 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyBuiltRacing Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 #10 is hot like Ramsey said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 And I believe 11 Dont forget 16+17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 I'll be a d-bag to score girls like that and have a good time.. you can have fun sitting on the internet with your dick in your hand trying to make fun of it though. I was thinking the same thing. who ever doesnt get laid is the true db. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Does this cover 3 & 4? http://sfwchan.com/pics/4326948.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossle Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Which one looked like Paul, I was waiting to see a guy with a giant bush hanging off his chin or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 all true. douchebags abound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 foul with the gheyness http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sngy1pwPWWI/AAAAAAAAARE/WLEgWxTOLQI/s400/douche_beaters.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stimmel1647545512 Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Clearly an emo gay kid wrote this as outlined by #10. I have to agree here because I am guilty of some of those and always end up with hot girls hahaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 foul with the gheyness http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sngy1pwPWWI/AAAAAAAAARE/WLEgWxTOLQI/s400/douche_beaters.jpg I bet you've given them back massages before . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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