Benner Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Just got back from the greatest night ever. Highlight of events that I remember right now. Still drunk as shit #1 My face hurts. Either I got in a fight or I fell down an escalator. Have a vague memory of both. #2 I remember stimmel being there for like 5 seconds and then disappearing. I think I saw him or something at ugly tuna. #3 made it from high street to medical center drunk as shit. #4 then the cops showed up. #5 I remember telling a female cop she was a hot lesbian. May account for my face hurting #6 remember being swarmed by like 10 cops and being scared shitless. #7 don't know why I was scared. Its not like I'm under age. #8 Don't remember paying for the taxi home Over all I'd rate the night a 7.4 outta 10 on a fun factor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted September 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Think we got kicked outta ugly tuna. Don't remember even paying for my drinks but I still have plenty of cash on me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 sounds pretty dumb to me. all you talked about is cops and no women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 http://witneyman.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/the-hangover.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 I thought you swore off drinking, if you can't remember much maybe you should quit. I like getting drunk now and then, but whats the point when cops get involved and you can't remember what all happened. You should stop being an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 shoulda shoved a pingpong ball in that lesbian cop's asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 shoulda shoved a pingpong ball in that lesbian cop's asshole LOL!!! Did she feel sorry for you? I can just picture you laying in the gutter drunk crying about your lost Formula. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted September 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 I swore of liquer in mass quantities. Last night was nuts. I guess we decided it'd be cheaper to walk 2 miles then cab. Somehow we wound up at Medical center hospital surrounded by a bunch of cops. The bad part is Medical center is outta our way by about a 1/4 mile. It felt like a full blown interrogation. But that lesbo cop was hott. I don't even know why she I told her that but evidently she was a lesbo cause she just said thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1qwk767 Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 I spent the evening at Mcflips on Polaris with the g/f her friend and her friend's b/f deff good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
351mach11647545510 Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 lame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 i can has lesbians? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 I remember those days. I dont miss them one bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted September 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Yeah nights like those are always expensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli1647545487 Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 This thread does not deliver. I would like a refund. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 That doesn't even sound like fun.... Your life must suck dick if that's what you consider the greatest night ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 That doesn't even sound like fun.... Your life must suck dick if that's what you consider the greatest night ever. atleast someone finally said it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted September 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Well not the greatest night ever but it was certainly fun. I did finally meet the rapping bum on high street though. He tried to give me a Keystone cause I gave him 2 dollars. He's got some skill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 pics of the hot lesbians, or it didnt happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 atleast someone finally said it lol I said it in the 3rd post duhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 http://witneyman.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/the-hangover.jpg No that pic should have been saved for a prk crawl thread at least we have pics and vids to prove said things haha. Sry benner nice try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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