SicShelby Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Someone sent this to me and it gave me a chuckle - thought I'd pass it on: I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted "to be President some day." Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ''If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'' She replied, ''I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'' Her parents beamed with pride. ''Wow...what a worthy goal.'' I told her, ''But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.'' She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ''Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50??'' I said, ''Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents still aren't speaking to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Lol perfect example Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 That was funny stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 That's awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 So cute and true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berto Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Her parents should have said. "Because you won't hire the homless guy because he smells, has no teeth, and doesn't have a mailing address or a telephone number." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 That is good!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh8sti Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 spot on my man, spot on. Even though im an independent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawnman Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 (edited) Her parents should have said. "Because you won't hire the homless guy because he smells, has no teeth, and doesn't have a mailing address or a telephone number." or he does not want to work . Edited September 24, 2009 by lawnman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Her parents should have said. "Because you won't hire the homless guy because he smells, has no teeth, and doesn't have a mailing address or a telephone number." Her parents should have also added "Honey, why would he need $50? He makes more on welfare." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Ha! Ha! Liberals suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supldys Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Her parents should have said. "Because you won't hire the homless guy because he smells, has no teeth, and doesn't have a mailing address or a telephone number." I don't get it, which side are you defending Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SicShelby Posted September 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Her parents should have also added "Honey, why would he need $50? He makes more on welfare." NO SHIT!!! lmfao!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Being didactically reductive ... welcome to the republican party indeed. Though it was sort of humorous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 haha. nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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