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A doctor was delivering a young woman's baby. After the delivery, he said "Congratulations, it's a boy!", then he threw it across the room. He picked it up again, and began to stab it with a scalpel. When the baby was bloodied up enough, he elbow slammed it onto the floor before stomping on the infant until it was a mass of blood and innards. He looked up to the mother, who stared at him, terrified and sobbing.

 

Laughing, the doctor said "April Fools! It was already dead!"

 

holy fucking anti-jesus christ!

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A small guy is sitting at a bar. A big thug walks in and hits him to the floor and says, "that's a Karate chop from Korea."

 

Later the thug walks up to him and hits him again and says, "that's a Judo chop from Japan."

 

The little guy goes out and a few minutes later returns, smacks the thug on the head and knocks him out cold. He says to the barman, "when that twat wakes up, tell him that was a pry bar from Sears."

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A woman goes to a seedy tattoo palor and asks for a tattoo of Elvis on her inner thigh. When the tattoist is done she looks down and says, "that don't look like Elvis".

 

They discuss the tattoo for a while and finally the tattoist agrees to do it again on her other inner thigh.

 

Again, she looks down and exclaims, "that does not look like Elvis".

 

After further 'discussion' they agree to ask an unbiased third party's opinion. The tattoist finds a drunk in the alley, brings him into the tattoo parlor and shows him the tattoos.

 

The drunk stares at first one & then the other tattoos. The tattoist says, "come on, it a famous singer".

 

Finally the drunk straightens up and says, "Well, I don't recognize the twins but the one in the middle is Willie Nelson."

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A woman goes to a seedy tattoo palor and asks for a tattoo of Elvis on her inner thigh. When the tattoist is done she looks down and says, "that don't look like Elvis".

 

They discuss the tattoo for a while and finally the tattoist agrees to do it again on her other inner thigh.

 

Again, she looks down and exclaims, "that does not look like Elvis".

 

After further 'discussion' they agree to ask an unbiased third party's opinion. The tattoist finds a drunk in the alley, brings him into the tattoo parlor and shows him the tattoos.

 

The drunk stares at first one & then the other tattoos. The tattoist says, "come on, it a famous singer".

 

Finally the drunk straightens up and says, "Well, I don't recognize the twins but the one in the middle is Willie Nelson."

 

lol i'm gonna remember that one

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A doctor was delivering a young woman's baby. After the delivery, he said "Congratulations, it's a boy!", then he threw it across the room. He picked it up again, and began to stab it with a scalpel. When the baby was bloodied up enough, he elbow slammed it onto the floor before stomping on the infant until it was a mass of blood and innards. He looked up to the mother, who stared at him, terrified and sobbing.

 

Laughing, the doctor said "April Fools! It was already dead!"

 

LOL :lol:

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