Benner Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 Stole this off another forum but it's worth it. Took my dad to the shopping center the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 87).. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked: 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response: 'Got stoned once and fu*ked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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