Main3s Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 I know the holidays and Christmas (For those who celebrate it) is suppose to be about the thought and giving rather then receiving, but we all know we look forward to cool gifts. But who has given or received just a shit gift for the holidays. Maybe you mom put condoms in your stocking the year she thought you lost you virginity and wrote a long note about it and how you’re still her little boy. Maybe you did something as a joke and it backfired. Something funny, obviously if your loved one died on X-mas or something tragic happened that would be shitty, but I’m trying to keep it upbeat. Sooo…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brrcats Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 a couple years back before my grandma died she bought my cousins, my brother, and I the same green shirt in the wrong size. they were all very small, as we were all fully grown and these were probably for 10 year olds. As a joke we all wore the shirt the rest of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 I always buy my parents rolling papers or Captain Morgan, lol, seriously. I always used to hate getting clothes, but now that's all I ask for because I don't want to buy them. I guess I don't have anything that fits in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 https://www.buynecky.com/flare/next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbospec29 Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 When I was like 16-17 my great grandma got me a a pokemon sweatshirt that was, well... a pokemon sweatshirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JCroz91 Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 my dad bought me a flashlight a couple years back... i was pretty excited. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 my dad bought me a fleshlight a couple years back... i was pretty excited. :/ queer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dover Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 the last two christmas's we took incoming? is that shitty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 My parents were always making sure I got at least one awesome item, surrounded by half a dozen or so shit items. Which is fine cause I got one really good gift every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melanie Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Oh god... lets see how many I can name... My girl got a set of cheap windshield wipers last year and my friend from college got a giftcard from her bf at the time with no money on it. She didnt notice till see went to buy something after he broke up with her... My mom got a dish drainer thing from my brother last year. I got nothing from someone. FYI guys, never get a woman anything that relates to household chores. An iron is NEVER a good idea. Who wants to open cleaning supplies while your opening your Xbox? Im sure I'll think of more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 I got my mom a Roomba. Then I stole it from her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSUGT Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 One year my mom got me socks and curtains....nothing excites a 16 yr old more than socks and curtains... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melanie Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 I got my mom a Roomba. Then I stole it from her. At least that doesnt involve her actually doing the cleaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli1647545487 Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Oh god... lets see how many I can name... My girl got a set of cheap windshield wipers last year and my friend from college got a giftcard from her bf at the time with no money on it. She didnt notice till see went to buy something after he broke up with her... My mom got a dish drainer thing from my brother last year. I got nothing from someone. FYI guys, never get a woman anything that relates to household chores. An iron is NEVER a good idea. Who wants to open cleaning supplies while your opening your Xbox? Im sure I'll think of more. So I should take back your swiffer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melanie Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Yup. I told you I wanted a dildo this year. God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 my wife bought me a jank ass watch case that holds 10 watches... it is a piece of shit. she gave ti to me last night. its chinese-as-fuck! And it doesn't hold any of my larger diameter watches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cranium Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 I bought my GF, my sister, and another friend snuggies. More of a gag gift for the GF because she has said all year long not to get one. I figure the new laptop will smooth things over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 i almost got my girl a snuggie for real....but i didnt know if they were junk or not lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICEMAN1647545504 Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 My grandma always gets them dollar lottery tickets every year just for fun for everyone and see who is lucky. Me being the ass that I am, put a fake winning $10,000 one from waterbed's and stuff in the middle of everything... My cousin is the one that got it and almost broke his neck jumping for joy over the couch, just to find out that it is fake after I told him... That was the last year my grandma bought lottery tickets... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 the last two christmas's we took incoming? is that shitty? Mortar rounds from a group that wants you dead? Yeah, that's a shitty Christmas present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 i almost got my girl a snuggie for real....but i didnt know if they were junk or not lol i got my g.f one. we passed by them christmas shopping for other family and she was like i want one....i looked at it and said "Really" then went on to saying yes. so i bought her one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melanie Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Snuggies are a terrible gift unless they asked for one. Ugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 My grandma always gets them dollar lottery tickets every year just for fun for everyone and see who is lucky. Me being the ass that I am, put a fake winning $10,000 one from waterbed's and stuff in the middle of everything... My cousin is the one that got it and almost broke his neck jumping for joy over the couch, just to find out that it is fake after I told him... That was the last year my grandma bought lottery tickets... I did that to my sister-in-law we let it for about 5 minutes until she read the back of the card. It crushed her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cranium Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Snuggies are a terrible gift unless they asked for one. Ugh. I thought that is what this thread was all about At least I didn't get them each the Chia Obama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted December 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 the last two christmas's we took incoming? is that shitty? Did you retun it!? I would have. And yeah that's shitty mang. Welcome back and enjoy this year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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