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To those that masturbate on valentines..


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So to all the people who don't have tocelebrate vday what are you all doing? I thought about going an renting a gun an going to the shooting range or hitting up a bar earlie hahah

 

It wouldn't surprise me if other guys without valentines are thinking of getting a handgun and drinking. :wtf: Now that I think about it, mebbe that's not such a good suggestion, Paul.

 

I'm waiting for Taylor Swift to get back to me about the Valentine's Day card I sent her. I forgot to put my cell # in the card, so I gotta stick around in case she drops by.

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im not going out...after 4 years, its just kinda "blah" at this point...ill probably go to the store and get some stuff to make some homemade lasagna or something.

 

for sure though, im not going to try to go out. we tried to go out last night with my dad for something to eat and mongolian bbq had a line out the door and smokey bones had like a 40 minute wait...we ended up just grabbing some city bbq and going to the house to watch a movie

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It wouldn't surprise me if other guys without valentines are thinking of getting a handgun and drinking. :wtf: Now that I think about it, mebbe that's not such a good suggestion, Paul.

 

I'm waiting for Taylor Swift to get back to me about the Valentine's Day card I sent her. I forgot to put my cell # in the card, so I gotta stick around in case she drops by.

haha not at the same time doc :p

Hell yeah!! This guys are having sex and shit! Fucking idiots!!!

 

yea but your married that doesnt count

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lol dam you brian carter for changing the name of this thread lol

 

this was for the lonely peopel on cr now your just makingn fun of them lol

 

Here is a way to assure you get sex tonight....

 

1. Go to a bar

2. Look for a girl that has ordered at least 2 drinks and is by herself

3. Walk over to her

4. Hand her a valentines day teddy bear and smile

5. Ask her if its ok for you to sit down

6. Talk for a bit

7. After the ice is broken tell her how beautiful she is and how you get lost in her eyes.

8. Ask her is she wants to go somewhere else to grab a bite to eat and talk

9. Order food, make her laugh, listen to her problems, and continue to compliment her

10. When the check comes pull out your penis and put it on the table.

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Here is a way to assure you get sex tonight....

 

1. Go to a bar

2. Look for a girl that has ordered at least 2 drinks and is by herself

3. Walk over to her

4. Hand her a valentines day teddy bear and smile

5. Ask her if its ok for you to sit down

6. Talk for a bit

7. After the ice is broken tell her how beautiful she is and how you get lost in her eyes.

8. Ask her is she wants to go somewhere else to grab a bite to eat and talk

9. Order food, make her laugh, listen to her problems, and continue to compliment her

10. When the check comes pull out your penis and put it on the table.

 

:lol::lol::lol:

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Here is a way to assure you get sex tonight....

 

1. Go to a bar

2. Look for a girl that has ordered at least 2 drinks and is by herself

3. Walk over to her

4. Hand her a valentines day teddy bear and smile

5. Ask her if its ok for you to sit down

6. Talk for a bit

7. After the ice is broken tell her how beautiful she is and how you get lost in her eyes.

8. Ask her is she wants to go somewhere else to grab a bite to eat and talk

9. Order food, make her laugh, listen to her problems, and continue to compliment her

10. When the check comes pull out your penis and put it on the table.

 

#10 Is Awesome, I dont think I can give you +Rep but you fucking deserve it!

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Here is a way to assure you get sex tonight....

 

 

http://blog.chickencrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/rofl.gif

 

+rep, I guess it worked, didn't know i could.

 

Bored tonight also. Might go hang out with my valentine friends. lol

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Here is a way to assure you get sex tonight....

 

1. Go to a bar

2. Look for a girl that has ordered at least 2 drinks and is by herself

3. Walk over to her

4. Hand her a valentines day teddy bear and smile

5. Ask her if its ok for you to sit down

6. Talk for a bit

7. After the ice is broken tell her how beautiful she is and how you get lost in her eyes.

8. Ask her is she wants to go somewhere else to grab a bite to eat and talk

9. Order food, make her laugh, listen to her problems, and continue to compliment her

10. When the check comes pull out your penis and put it on the table.

 

Thread over. I'll be trying this tonight.

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Valentine's day is stupid.. the only day in a year that matters is March 14th.

 

Don't know what March 14th is? Google it. :D

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. I got a valentines day present early, Giggidy Giggidy:cool:. BUT, I was also left with a stupid hicky on my neck.. fucking annoying to have on valentines day, if you ask me.

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