AWW$HEEET Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 If you were sentenced to death, and had a final meal and drink request, what would it be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickey4271647545519 Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Filet Migon, Steak Fries, Ice Cold Coke, and a pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Benner Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 A nice cold glass of ricin poison. I'd get it over myself before they could do it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Beans. 5lbs of beans. That coroner will absolutely fucking love me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 But in all seriousness a nice rack of glazed ribs, homemade garlic mashed potatoes, fresh picked corn on the cob, and a bag of 3d doritos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 porter house and lobster side of garlic mashed potatoes and fresh grilled asparagus. 2 liter of ice cold mountain dew and a pint of cookies and creme Ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 72 Hotdogs a tub of Icecream and a gallon of Milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3.1cutlass Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Peppercorn Steak, Cheesy Mashed Potatoes, Asparagus, Brussel Sprouts, Cheesecake, Great Lakes Dortmunder Gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 20oz new york strip, lobster tail, garlic mashed potatoes, two carmel apple empanadas from taco bell, and two of those voltage mt dew 20oz's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted February 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 id probably get a donatos founders favorite wrapped in bacon and filet mignon, crab cakes, sour gummy worms, a bottle of Jack Daniels and a 2 liter of coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 vagina Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons. Kenny: That's it? Thurgood Jenkins: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy. Kenny: You got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons. Kenny: That's it? Thurgood Jenkins: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy. Kenny: You got it. Now THAT is a funny ass movie, no matter how many times you watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Donatos Pizza and a porter house and some Canes, I will share with the guards... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macpyro2 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 A bar of soap, a spoon, and some black shoe polish...if you don't know why i hope your the one guarding me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 do i have to finish everything i order? honey bunches of oats w/ peaches 18+oz prime rib, rare, w/ au jus and horseradish chipotle burrito my way (too lazy to post it up) my grandma's cabbage rolls w/ sour cream on top my grandma's apple pie with some home made vanilla bean ice cream large oreo blizzard from DQ fresh strawberries diet coke, blue powerade, and a bottle of ice mountain water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
944s2 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Filet Migon, Steak Fries, Ice Cold Coke, and a pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream. Ice Cold fountain Coke from McDonald's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Steak, lobster, mashed potatoes, and a fifth of Jack Daniels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahd-ler Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 vagina but in all honesty my nerves would be so great I wouldn't be able to eat no matter what I ordered. So like Kevin said Jack D would help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahd-ler Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 A bar of soap, a spoon, and some black shoe polish...if you don't know why i hope your the one guarding me. I'm taking you'd John Dillinger it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoostedAce Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 -Chipotle Bowl- Extra Extra Rice Extra Extra Barbacoa Pinto Beans -Burger King- 2 Large Frys A Box of Captain Crunch (Berries only) -Golden Phoenix- Beef And Broc with white rice -Yogis Hoagies- 3 Chilis 2 Liter of Mt.Dew 1/2 Gallon Orange Juice to go with my vodka 1/2 Gallon Apple Juice Then they can kill me cause i would be a happy S.O.B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 -Churrascaria-style skirt steak -Lobster bisque w/plenty of sherry (only if I was in prison at Shawshank...in Maine) -a gigantic plate of bolos do bacalhau (if you are unfamiliar with these, I suggest you get a Portuguese grandmother to make you some...fried potato+cod) -salted/peppered/garliced grilled broccoli -1 Southern Tier Iniquity black ale -1 Pretty Things Jack D'Or American Saison -a weed brownie, tall glass of milk, and about 2 hours to digest it all before I face the chair/needle/firing squad/gallows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 For Appetizer 12 BW3 boneless hot wings drenched and swimming in hot bbq sauce. On the side 2 cups of mango habanero sauce, 2 cups of blue cheese, and a fist full of celery sticks. To drink a 24 oz glass filled with 1 bottle of Guinness Extra Stout and 1 bottle of Samuel Adams Cherry Wheat. For main course An over-sided hamburger bun with half pound ground ribeye, sirloin, prime rib patty topped with New York style cheddar cheese, seven pieces of maple bacon, sauteed onions and grey poupon mustard. To drink a 24 oz glass with 10 oz grey goose vodka, 12 oz of tonic water and the rest ice. 2 large limes and a knife so I can squeeze in the juice into the drink. For Dessert an IHOP Who-Cake A stack of five pancakes drenched in boysenberry and blueberry syrup, covered in rainbow-colored chocolate candy and topped with a pink Dum-Dum lollipop. To drink 1 8.4oz of Cocaine (energy drink). Pink is my favorite crayon. Fuck I am hungry now after typing all this. I could eat this http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/2764/i2dw5nf19nez0v97qoymlxq.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTHER91 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 House of japan Filet and lobster with scallops (add egg yoke sauce) fried rice extra rice and a ice cold ice tea no lemon And a blow job that ends in a facial while the guard sings oh what a lovely tea party! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Just because it is requested, does not mean that is what is served. Most only get what the Commissary is able to provide. :thumbup: KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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