V8 Beast Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 The older I get the more I notice that the older woman at work are litterally trying to throw the goods at me. The fact that I'm married used to keep them at bay.. now its like it means nothing. I wish I could say its the hot ones but it never is Tell me if any of this sounds familiar to any of you.. "Why are all the good men taken" "Your wife is a lucky woman" "You look very nice today" "Are you and your wife happy" "Want to go out after work sometime" "Sorry I'm texting you so much, I'm just so bored" "Tell your wife she better treat you good or I'm going to take you from her lol" "Why cant I find a good man" "Oops that naked pic of me was suppose to go to someone else I'm sorry" "The last guy I was with said I give incredible blow jobs" "I want to have sex all the time, I must think like a man" Everytime you are close they find a reason to touch you or grab your arm They come to your work area all the time to the point that it gets annoying You can see the jealousy in their eyes when you are on the phone with your significant other If you trust them enough to tell them about your relationship problems they always reply with "maybe the two of you need space" etc.. etc.. etc.. Its like they build up steam until eventually they give up or find a newguy to attack. Some of those statements are innocent... but if they are all coming from the same person you may have a future stalker on your hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melanie Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Sounds like you are the office stud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 it's when the guys start saying shit like that when you quit. otherwise, enjoy it. :bangbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh8sti Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 I bet they stop when they find out your hung like a preteen boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSXRAntwon Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Its cause you're black..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinisterSS Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 lets see any male say stuff like that at the work place, sexual harassment charges would be filed in the blink of an eye and you'd be fired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 (edited) I bet they stop when they find out your hung like a preteen boy I heard your perverted ass dropped your pants in front of a little girl and she asked why you had two belly buttons. Edited February 26, 2010 by V8 Beast lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 it's when the guys start saying shit like that when you quit. otherwise, enjoy it. :bangbang: They look like this... http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/ugly-goth.jpg There is no enjoying that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cranium Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 I heard your preverted ass dropped your pants in front of a little girl and she asked why you had two belly buttons. LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 INB4 People ask for pics of the OP. - -- --- ---- ----- ---- --- -- - So, got any pics stud? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 He's some goofy little black guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 if before classic dbag brian pic lifting weights and/or flexing while wearing his fullface helmet and sleeveless shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 I may be able to help you with this little "problem"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 you are not alone. im saving all my skype conversations for my eventual "payday" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 "The last guy I was with said I give incredible blow jobs" "I want to have sex all the time, I must think like a man" Find paper grocery bag and cut hole for mouth ???? Profit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 if before classic dbag brian pic lifting weights and/or flexing while wearing his fullface helmet and sleeveless shirt Dont get mad at me because I work out and you have to give yourself a reach around just to use the bathroom. Bazinga! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattsv8 Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 worst part about a office job is you have no door on your cubical when you quit! and the women get serious cases of office ass and duck walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Dont get mad at me because I work out and you have to give yourself a reach around just to use the bathroom. Bazinga! hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 subtle bragging thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Ummmm... Who brags about about ugly old nasty looking woman hitting on them?? When they are ugly its not bragging its a cry for help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Bazinga! Do you watch the Big Bang Theory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Do you watch the Big Bang Theory? I heart that show!!!! Penny's not the hottest thing on tv but I've give her the best 60 seconds of her life if given the chance /Al Bundy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 The older I get the more I notice that the older woman at work are litterally trying to throw the goods at me. The fact that I'm married used to keep them at bay.. now its like it means nothing. I wish I could say its the hot ones but it never is Tell me if any of this sounds familiar to any of you.. "Why are all the good men taken" "Your wife is a lucky woman" "You look very nice today" "Are you and your wife happy" "Want to go out after work sometime" "Sorry I'm texting you so much, I'm just so bored" "Tell your wife she better treat you good or I'm going to take you from her lol" "Why cant I find a good man" "Oops that naked pic of me was suppose to go to someone else I'm sorry" "The last guy I was with said I give incredible blow jobs" "I want to have sex all the time, I must think like a man" Everytime you are close they find a reason to touch you or grab your arm They come to your work area all the time to the point that it gets annoying You can see the jealousy in their eyes when you are on the phone with your significant other If you trust them enough to tell them about your relationship problems they always reply with "maybe the two of you need space" etc.. etc.. etc.. Its like they build up steam until eventually they give up or find a newguy to attack. Some of those statements are innocent... but if they are all coming from the same person you may have a future stalker on your hands maybe they want you for your car...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 maybe they want you for your car...... Doesnt everybody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Doesnt everybody Your rims are black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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