V8 Beast Posted February 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Your rims are black You racist immigrant bartender get out of my thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 You racist immigrant bartender get out of my thread! Wanna go to a Sicilian's bar for drinks? I'm buying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Wanna go to a Sicilian's bar for drinks? I'm buying. Are you hitting on me? If so then yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Are you hitting on me? If so then yes When would you like me to pick you up? Would you prefer butter or KY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 The older I get the more I notice that the older woman at work are litterally trying to throw the goods at me. The fact that I'm married used to keep them at bay.. now its like it means nothing. I wish I could say its the hot ones but it never is Tell me if any of this sounds familiar to any of you.. "Why are all the good men taken" "Your wife is a lucky woman" "You look very nice today" "Are you and your wife happy" "Want to go out after work sometime" "Sorry I'm texting you so much, I'm just so bored" "Tell your wife she better treat you good or I'm going to take you from her lol" "Why cant I find a good man" "Oops that naked pic of me was suppose to go to someone else I'm sorry" "The last guy I was with said I give incredible blow jobs" "I want to have sex all the time, I must think like a man" Everytime you are close they find a reason to touch you or grab your arm They come to your work area all the time to the point that it gets annoying You can see the jealousy in their eyes when you are on the phone with your significant other If you trust them enough to tell them about your relationship problems they always reply with "maybe the two of you need space" etc.. etc.. etc.. Its like they build up steam until eventually they give up or find a newguy to attack. Some of those statements are innocent... but if they are all coming from the same person you may have a future stalker on your hands Reason why cougars are that much more fun to nail and not feel bad about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Reason why cougars are that much more fun to nail and not feel bad about. I prefer divorce'ays... well i use to anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neonkiller Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 All black guys with a good job get this, Not that I got a good job. http://rlv.zcache.com/i_love_black_people_t_shirt-p2350823718369106984xmd_400.jpg Now if they are wearign this shirt to work you gotta wonder why? White bitches love us. "I'm not racist I can just speak of what I have experienced" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 All black guys with a good job get this, Not that I got a good job. http://rlv.zcache.com/i_love_black_people_t_shirt-p2350823718369106984xmd_400.jpg Now if they are wearign this shirt to work you gotta wonder why? White bitches love us. "I'm not racist I can just speak of what I have experienced" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTHER91 Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 I think I would be offended if I were you. Cuz it's like because you're black they think you will cheat on your wife. Oh and no you're not alone it happe s in every every office job I've ever had. Just blow it off. And if this was a real cry for help you would go to HR cuz this could end up costing you your job if you say no enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 I think I would be offended if I were you. Cuz it's like because you're black they think you will cheat on your wife. Oh and no you're not alone it happe s in every every office job I've ever had. Just blow it off. And if this was a real cry for help you would go to HR cuz this could end up costing you your job if you say no enough remove penis from butthole and try posting again later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted March 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 I think I would be offended if I were you. Cuz it's like because you're black they think you will cheat on your wife. Oh and no you're not alone it happe s in every every office job I've ever had. Just blow it off. And if this was a real cry for help you would go to HR cuz this could end up costing you your job if you say no enough Black men do cheat. Thats why we all have 25 kids I know it happens.. why cant the hot girls hit on me!!!!! I always get peoples grandma's hitting on me!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! HR does know. I know a crazy woman can attack me personally for sexual harassment so I dont play with that. I have to work with HR weekly anyway so I always have little convos with him about my issues. He cant do a lot about it but he takes notes "just in case". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 I say let these crazy women buy you lunch, dinner, drinks and slob on the knob. It's only cheating if you bust a nut inside her. Besides, I don't think an innocent lip stick ring around the cock is anything to start divorce papers over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted March 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 I say let these crazy women buy you lunch, dinner, drinks and slob on the knob. It's only cheating if you bust a nut inside her. Besides, I don't think an innocent lip stick ring around the cock is anything to start divorce papers over. Still want me to hook you up with that hippie chick from my job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Still want me to hook you up with that hippie chick from my job I'll be home in September if she's willing to put out. My skinny twin will be replacing me, so don't be skurred of him. He's only here to party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 If I were you Brian, I would let them buy me things. Tempt them with just the tip, then sit back and profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted March 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 If I were you Brian, I would let them buy me things. Tempt them with just the tip, then sit back and profit. Do want new engine. If I can get some bills paid maybe my wife will agree... ps I will change your name to Scotty 2 Skinny if you come back all in shape I have to do that. Thanks to thanksgiving I'm sporting an extra wide body kit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Do want new engine. If I can get some bills paid maybe my wife will agree... ps I will change your name to Scotty 2 Skinny if you come back all in shape I have to do that. Thanks to thanksgiving I'm sporting an extra wide body kit. Since being overseas is like prison, I figure going to the gym daily isn't such a bad thing, especially since I already started a routine, I don't want to stop. I think the wife will agree with you having a side piece. Don't get all Tiger Woods on it and bang filthy skanks, but the nice sexy office freaks. But yes, I'm in the process of working off my pony keg as we speak for something in the 6 pack realm. Besides, I can only masterbate so many times in a day after running outside my FOB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted March 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 LOL! The plan is to get a second job that I dont care if I lose and get a sugar momma to help me pay bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTHER91 Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 remove penis from butthole and try posting again later when you are faster than me i'll hear you until then keep trying little one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Full Metal Jacket Syndrome? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Ep1nmwWU0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Your rims are black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 What if a girl goes out of her way to tell you that she's newly single? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitual Sinner Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Its cause you're black..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-el5-Yfp14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted March 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 (edited) Bump. Because this just happened to me. This woman I work with (who is actualy kind of hot) just felt it necessary to tell me how her and her husband were splitting up. So I of cource was like "oh that sucks". Then she was Yadda yadda blaa blaaa and then... "You're a really sweet guy, it's too bad I couldn't find you..." Ummm okay Edited May 7, 2010 by super_gtp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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