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I was drinking with a friend, and he was telling me about successes he's had at his new sales job. Specifically, he was excitedly telling me how easy getting new business was for him. After explaining several new conquests and drinking the same number of beers, he blurted out:

 

"It's like fucking fish in a barrel!!!"

 

I was taking a swig and nearly shot my drink out my nose. The guy at the bar next to him looked perplexed at my friend. I said:

 

"Dude...you screw fish in a barrel???" :lol:

 

I knew what he was trying to say, but forgot to add the familiar "shooting" part of that euphemism. I thought it was - and still is - hilarious. If you don't get the LOL's, you should have been there I guess. Just thought I'd share.

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