CbrGirl Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, 'Where did you get that truck???!!!' He calmly told them, 'I bought it today.''With what money?' demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost.'Well,' said the boy, 'this one cost me just fifteen dollars.' So the parents began to yell even louder. 'Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?' they said.'It was the lady up the street,' said the boy. I don't know her name - they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars.''Oh my Goodness!,' moaned the mother, 'she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on.' So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.'Well,' she said, 'this morning I got a phone call from my husband. (I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he had run off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn't intend to come back).He claimed he was stranded and needed cash, and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money.So I did.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 classic- thats awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 An oldie but a goodie.Usually the ones I hear are not of an Avalanche, but a '67 Stingray, Hemi 'Cuda, '32 Coupe.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 some people have all the luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_SV650 Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 man would that be nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 hell yea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 lucky! (in napoleon's voice) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Yea, all the versions of that one are hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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