Patterson Posted July 4, 2010 Report Share Posted July 4, 2010 to puke in her butt....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted July 4, 2010 Report Share Posted July 4, 2010 Liquids or solids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted July 4, 2010 Report Share Posted July 4, 2010 REALLY?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 4, 2010 Report Share Posted July 4, 2010 Why was ur face in her ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted July 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2010 Slurry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted July 4, 2010 Report Share Posted July 4, 2010 Funny you should ask... The other day I was at the bar and ate oysters before drinking light beer. From there I ate 3 deviled eggs and talked to this hot chick about how great I was with my tongue. Just as I finished the deviled eggs the hot girl asked me to go to the bathroom with her and back up what I was saying. While licking her ass the deviled eggs, beer, oysters, and taste of her brown eye caused me to gag. I didnt want her to think I didnt like her so I kept going. Just as she was about to climax I threw up in her ass. With the perfect seal my mouth had on her anus it all went in like a vomit enema. The pressure in her ass made her turn around in the stall and let it all back out. She thought that she had diarrhea and apologized. I told her it was ok then let her swallow my babies after a quick flush and a 15 minute blow job. The moral to the story is it's ok... but only if she doesnt know you did it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted July 4, 2010 Report Share Posted July 4, 2010 Funny you should ask... The other day I was at the bar and ate oysters before drinking light beer. From there I ate 3 deviled eggs and talked to this hot chick about how great I was with my tongue. Just as I finished the deviled eggs the hot girl asked me to go to the bathroom with her and back up what I was saying. While licking her ass the deviled eggs, beer, oysters, and taste of her brown eye caused me to gag. I didnt want her to think I didnt like her so I kept going. Just as she was about to climax I threw up in her ass. With the perfect seal my mouth had on her anus it all went in like a vomit enema. The pressure in her ass made her turn around in the stall and let it all back out. She thought that she had diarrhea and apologized. I told her it was ok then let her swallow my babies after a quick flush and a 15 minute blow job. The moral to the story is it's ok... but only if she doesnt know you did it. WIN!!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted July 4, 2010 Report Share Posted July 4, 2010 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted July 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2010 That settles it... +rep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted July 4, 2010 Report Share Posted July 4, 2010 Funny you should ask... The other day I was at the bar and ate oysters before drinking light beer. From there I ate 3 deviled eggs and talked to this hot chick about how great I was with my tongue. Just as I finished the deviled eggs the hot girl asked me to go to the bathroom with her and back up what I was saying. While licking her ass the deviled eggs, beer, oysters, and taste of her brown eye caused me to gag. I didnt want her to think I didnt like her so I kept going. Just as she was about to climax I threw up in her ass. With the perfect seal my mouth had on her anus it all went in like a vomit enema. The pressure in her ass made her turn around in the stall and let it all back out. She thought that she had diarrhea and apologized. I told her it was ok then let her swallow my babies after a quick flush and a 15 minute blow job. The moral to the story is it's ok... but only if she doesnt know you did it. :thumbup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted July 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2010 (edited) Why was ur face in her ass? After eight years, just trying to keep things interesting...... Edited July 4, 2010 by Patterson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboking15 Posted July 4, 2010 Report Share Posted July 4, 2010 Oh the strange things that we think of when surrounded by ricers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted July 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2010 I actually came to this life question after watching the loud Astro Van curb a wheel, and the Bike rider nearly going over the handle bars while clearing a speed bump Friday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 The only time puking is ok is when a girl pukes in your lap, while giving you a blow job, because your cock is too big, and it touched the back of her mouth. True story I had it happen to me before. I told her to keep going but the smell turned her off. I don't know about you but the sound of a girl gagging on my member turns me on. Throwing up......................................... even more AMIRITE? She got lock jaw afterwords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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