Kevin R. Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Long story short, my buddy got drunk -- slept on my roommate's futon (who has not moved in yet) and pissed himself. Now, my futon smells like piss. I sprayed "Pet Piss Cleaner" on it, and it helped a little -- but it still smells like piss. I am guessing it is soaked in the futon. No, there is no cover I cam simply wash. Yes, my roommate will be pissed if his futon smells like piss. On a site full of bros, someone has to have experience with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Yep, make the bed wetter buy a new futon. Tell him to man up and get potty trained also, second, punch his father in the eye for not potty training him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Kevin I fucked up and hit the wrong button and edited your post when I was trying to quote it. Sorry man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Yep, make the bed wetter buy a new futon. Tell him to man up and get potty trained also, second, punch his father in the eye for not potty training him. This, cause moisture will prob bring it back it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted July 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Kevin I fucked up and hit the wrong button and edited your post when I was trying to quote it. Sorry man. It is okay. That doesn't bother me as much as the smell of piss to my left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Seriously, burn it and go buy another, it's not going to go away. Believe me, I have a 3 YO daughter. Dig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 If the urine is still wet, blot as much of it up as possible. Once that's done, or if the stain was dry when you found it, do this: In a mixing bowl, combine ½ cup warm water, ½ cup white vinegar, and ¼ cup Seventh Generation dish soap. Use a hand mixer and whip it into a frothy foam. Apply foam to upholstery and work it in with your brother's toothbrush. Scrape the nasty foam away with a rubber spatula. Use a clean damp cloth to wipe the spot. If the odor is not completely gone, you may need to risk spraying the spot with straight vinegar. The urine has probably worked it's way into the fibers, spray enough vinegar to do the same and pray for the well being of your futon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted July 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 This sucks. The urine is dry. I'm going to fuck this thing up with this bottle of pet urine shit and see what happens. I was light on it the first time. Cat piss has to smell worse than people piss -- this shit should rock it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 This sucks. The urine is dry. I'm going to fuck this thing up with this bottle of pet urine shit and see what happens. I was light on it the first time. Cat piss has to smell worse than people piss -- this shit should rock it. A buddy of mine got hammered and puked all over my couch, I know it's not the same as piss, but I bought like 4 different bottles of random cleaners and soaked the absolute fuck out of the couch and scrubbed it in pretty good. Then I left the windows open so it could dry and air out quicker. It took a couple days to dry completely, but it worked like a charm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted July 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 A buddy of mine got hammered and puked all over my couch, I know it's not the same as piss, but I bought like 4 different bottles of random cleaners and soaked the absolute fuck out of the couch and scrubbed it in pretty good. Then I left the windows open so it could dry and air out quicker. It took a couple days to dry completely, but it worked like a charm Spraying entire bottle on futon now..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Make pissing drunk guy buy a replacement. :thumbup: KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Make pissing drunk guy buy a replacement. :thumbup: KillJoy I second this motion. Seriously he needs to buy him a new one. Whether he wants to or not, he's the one that got blasted enough to piss himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted July 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 We're not holding onto the futon. It is going to my roommate's brother after he moves in -- so I don't really care to make him buy me a new one. I am thinking I hate the smell of this piss remover more than the smell of piss. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 fuckin flip that shit over and if he asks you have no clue what ever happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted July 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 fuckin flip that shit over and if he asks you have no clue what ever happened. That is step 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Your best bet is to get something large enough to soak the entire thing in(laundry soap as well), and agitate to try and dilute the urine. It will be a pain especially hanging on something to dry. If its a small area, take it outside and put the urine end down into a bucket of somekind and run the hose over it. Then pour some diluted laundry soap onto it, let it soak and then run water through it again, let dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 If he pissed himself this time, he has done it before and will do it again. If he has to sleep over put him on the back porch. Some people just cant the alky. Get a new friend to kick it with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 On a site full of bros, someone has to have experience with this. How the fuck should we know? Ask you Wife or Girlfriend! KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh8sti Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 My question is why are you cleaning it up In the first place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 fuckin flip that shit over and if he asks you have no clue what ever happened. That episode of sienfeld was just on too I say make the dude buy a new one. Period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 throw it away and tell he he already came and got it or he never brought it over just the frame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Seriously, burn it and go buy another. ...and go get new friends/roommates that hold their liquor better, bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted July 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Good question on why I'm cleaning it up -- his girlfriend tried and failed miserably. I guess he said he would replace it -- but just kind of seems like a waste of money. I think the pissanator spray is working. I think they intentionally make the spray smell like a hint of piss so you think it is better, although it isn't really completely gone. I went to college and have seen enough people piss themselves blacked out that this doesn't really seem out of the ordinary. My roommate sophomore year pissed in my laundry basket and on my bed...I just attract this shit to my belongings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99BlownYellowGT Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Sorry the kid hit send before i was ready Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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