Forrest Gump 9 Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found! Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Pelosium is PU. Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2highpsi Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 LOLz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 HARF HARF HARF that sure was clever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Dude, remember when it was Algoreum? That sure was funny, the first time...back then...ten years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Dude, remember when it was Algoreum? That sure was funny, the first time...back then...ten years ago. :nod: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Oh, that was a joke. Um, ha. Sounds like something my mom would email me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted September 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Since 2008, I thought the densest material known was Obamanium. It's so dense that it's only found in blackhoe, I meant blackhole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyM3rC Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 That's good stuff. Thanks for the laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossle Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 -rep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 i hate her too.. .but it was dumb (your post) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyin Miata Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 So... I'd really like you to post some other jokes you find funny. I will compile them into a book of the stupidest jokes ever told. I mean seriously... political views or not, you shouldn't laugh at that unless you're at least 75 years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Oh, that was a joke. Um, ha. Sounds like something my mom would email me.. This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Fucking nerd jokes? Someone needs to go back over to that "my harddrive is bigger then yours" forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolrayz Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Oh, that was a joke. Um, ha. Sounds like something my mom would email me.. As a matter of fact my father emailed that to me. It was lame then it is lamer now. I vote for a one week ban for the OP CR should be better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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