Forrest Gump 9 Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your jeep as you are forcing your supplies into the limited space. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, they have real low rise shorts and tiny skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. After desperately trying and failing to get the mud and bugs off you offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also October 1st & 4th, twice on the 6th, 8th, 10th, & 11th, three times this morning and very likely again tomorrow. So tell your friends to be careful. P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 HAR HAR FUNNEH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 DURRRR HUR HERP DERP FUNNI JOKE I LAUGH IN 2002 AT DAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 I'm pretty sure this is from Al Gore's earliest beta version of the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 LOL never read it before. I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 I saw it here http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34471&highlight=wallet+stolen and here http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23085&highlight=wallet+stolen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 damn...i forgot about powers...what ever happened to him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 I've only gotten this email every couple months since al gore invented it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh8sti Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 I'll be on the look out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamereric1 Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 LOL! This right here is good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSXRAntwon Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Whose got an old wallet I can have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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