AWW$HEEET Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 This latest installment of "5 questions with" features an interview with Paul aka ShadowCock. 1. Jesus titty fucking christ, where do I begin. How many vehicles have you owned in your life? Count all motorcycles, pit bikes, cars, etc, and round to the nearest tens column. 2. If you had to be one animal, what would it be and why? 3. What is the loudest you have ever made a woman queef? Round the decible measure to the nearest tenth of a decible. 4. If you had one day as an administrator on this site, how long would the site last before it crashed and burned? Also please site one member who you would ban. 5. How are you feeling today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 8. How has your grammar not improved? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMeanGreen Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 Enough of the Paul's sister shit. Ban next time, he's asked hundreds of times to quit the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 More retarded shit from Gabe.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 More retarded shit from Gabe.......... Dont you wear black button up shirts with flames on them out in the public... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 Awwwwweeeee, Paul wouldn't ban me?! I feel loved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted November 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 Dont you wear black button up shirts with flames on them out in the public... Lol fuckin win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 Pauls a fag Fag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted November 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 Paul plz answer, sorry if you are offended. Just have some very important questions and I feel it will help you connect more with the community. thx mgmt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 I think these 5 questions are the funniest fucking things ever.... I hope I get a turn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 Enough of the Paul's sister shit. Ban next time, he's asked hundreds of times to quit the shit. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:6z2KV5nYat-TbM:http://i40.tinypic.com/11h4hnd.jpg&t=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 I go do a timing belt, all hell breaks loose and then I miss it. WTF!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 This latest installment of "5 questions with" features an interview with Paul aka ShadowCock. 1. Jesus titty fucking christ, where do I begin. How many vehicles have you owned in your life? Count all motorcycles, pit bikes, cars, etc, and round to the nearest tens column. 2. If you had to be one animal, what would it be and why? 3. What is the loudest you have ever made a woman queef? Round the decible measure to the nearest tenth of a decible. 4. If you had one day as an administrator on this site, how long would the site last before it crashed and burned? Also please site one member who you would ban. 5. How are you feeling today? I alreeady answered looks like it got deleted in the douvchebag posts. 1) idk I've had many cars bikes tyoys dirt an water. Far north of 20 easily :bangbang: 2) I would take a penguin. Why you ask? Because no one has a pet pone its rare haha plus they have a tuxedo look to them... so if I wore a tuxedo t-shirt we could match bad asssss 3)I don't know ona. Scale but it was so loud it broke a wine glass... it was E P I C 4) not sure why the site would close or burn down if I was a mod so I won't answer. But if I had to ban anyone I would ban "killjoy" he might be the worlds biggest piece of shit. 5) I am doing well, my feet hurt from work but overall well. Thank you for asking my good sir, how are you? Response to hal I almost feel special u haven't posted on cr in months an you only come back to post about me miss you hal o sexy. Anyone else have any questions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoostedAce Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 Pics of said sister? You must of not saw the above posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 Pics of said sister? You are so fucking dumb I bet you jerk off to QVC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolrayz Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 You are so fucking dumb I bet you jerk off to QVC. What would be wrong with that? I have sex with my wife while looking at the woman on QVC. QVC is the main reason Joe (nitrousbird) wants a new TV for his bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 What would be wrong with that? I have sex with my wife while looking at the woman on QVC. QVC is the main reason Joe (nitrousbird) wants a new TV for his bedroom. I will agree with your logic in this case, very good points. But ArmyOfFail jerks off to the ponytail guy selling exercise equipment or the creepy pedo guy with the hat and guitar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted November 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 Paul, I am doing very well, thanks. Well there you have it folks, 5 questions and answers with paul. Thank you sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 Enough of the Paul's sister shit. Ban next time, he's asked hundreds of times to quit the shit. I am the originator of the "Paul's Sister Shit". When it originated, it was brought on as regular joking and funning around. At that time, no one really knew how upset Paul would become. We just found out it was one of hit (buttons). Yes, many of us used this to jab at him, and it was fun, for a while. However, it has become quite clear that it is a topic of contention with Paul, and will only bring about him raging on whoever mentions it. With that being said, Paul, I am sorry for first mentioning any comments about your Sister, and the onslaught of comments from others. I openly apologize for any drama I created by starting this. Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 ... jerks off to the ponytail guy selling exercise equipment or the creepy pedo guy with the hat and guitar. I know right ... lol ... who would fucking do that ? AMIRITE ? Hehe ... (arms up, backing away from thread slowly) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolrayz Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 the ponytail guy selling exercise equipment or the creepy pedo guy with the hat and guitar. I know right ... lol ... who would fucking do that ? AMIRITE ? Hehe ... (arms up, backing away from thread slowly) What IS scary for me is that he actualy KNOWS what some of the people on QVC look like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 What IS scary for me is that he actualy KNOWS what some of the people on QVC look like. When you are drunk at 4am there is not much on TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted November 18, 2010 Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 I am the originator of the "Paul's Sister Shit". When it originated, it was brought on as regular joking and funning around. At that time, no one really knew how upset Paul would become. We just found out it was one of hit (buttons). Yes, many of us used this to jab at him, and it was fun, for a while. However, it has become quite clear that it is a topic of contention with Paul, and will only bring about him raging on whoever mentions it. With that being said, Paul, I am sorry for first mentioning any comments about your Sister, and the onslaught of comments from others. I openly apologize for any drama I created by starting this. Steve well if you are a big enough man to apologize then I will. Sorry for bringing up your sister PAUL. it was all in good fun and wasn't meant to be taken seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted November 18, 2010 Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 Sorry for bringing up your sister PAUL. it was all in good fun and wasn't meant to be taken seriously. Well if that don't make you feel all warm deep in your loins than you are a more stoic man than I. Quick, someone lip-chomp on my balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboking15 Posted November 18, 2010 Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 Phil is just a post pubescant, hormone raging, bag of virgin that talks a big game, but ends up going home to a bunch of left hand shame night after night. P.S. I love you phil..... even if you are a FAG!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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