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SUNDAY SPECIAL!!! '97 Saturn ((Customized)) - $2600 (West Jefferson)

Date: 2011-02-19, 10:08PM EST

Reply to: sale-4qem7-2224081293@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

 

What I Have is a 97 Sl2 Saturn , Automatic,Fully Customized,Full Custom body Kit With termenator 2 Spoiler, Boost System, G ride set Up, All New Parts From Top To Bottom, Lowered Professionally, After Market Cold Air Intake Done The Right Way, Pwr Moon Roof, 98,000 Original miles! Wheels Have been Powder coated professionally, Neon Kit underneath. This Is Not A Toy, This Car Is Very Fast, I Could Go On A List All Day With new parts And Features This Car Has. Car Was Built By A Freind To run In The qaurter Mile! Needs Headliner Fixed And Needs Wing Put On The Trunk thats It! Super Fast Has 6 Grand Or More In This car! Just Purchased It Thinkin I Could Drive It As A Family Car But Not This Car, This Is Definately Not A Toy For Kids! Will Sale Or Trade For A Nice 4 dr car But It Must be In The same Condition As Mine. No Jokes Or Scams Must See To Appreciate! Thanks And Have A Great day!!!

E-mail me at jaycehawley@ gmail.com

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click on picture link go to pic 7 where guy starts to model lol.

 

Was running through them as well. Found it funny that some of the ones I was going to post are already here. lol Here's my additions.

 

Goes with the dildo thing, I guess.

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The is but one of many examples where's he's saved his own reply commenting on other people's grammar and spelling. Seriously, it's his damn near answer to any situation.

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Just cuz I had to see it.

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Hey! Doc's car. lol Somebody has to know this guy.

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I swear I may've seen this guy before. Someone should make him aware of his fail. lol

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Another well written post.

 

2000 silver done in blue ford mustang (wapak)

Date: 2011-02-21, 1:32AM EST

Reply to: sale-ztmch-2225747790@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

 

this mustang runs and drive is a five speed is current on tune up also has new tires new egr valve and sencor has new breaks rotors and calibers all around the car clear title asking 6000 or best offer open to trades on other sport cars or trucks please no junk this car is drivable and is in good shape for the year if interested call or text 419 302 7479 any time will get back to you as soon as pos this car is silver done in blue

 

This bad ass caddy needs a backfire blow off valve

 

seriously wtf is someone that stupid??

 

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what the hell is a back fire blow of valve

 

 

 

 

Subject: Re: 1997 cadillac sts - $2200 (batavia )

 

backfire blow off valve ...pressure reliefe valve it is in the end of the intake oppistite of the throttle body its behind the water pump i googled it to find the part prices lot of cadillac forums discuss them

 

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2000 Kawasaki Ninja ZX9 (NKy)

Date: 2011-04-19, 12:47AM EDT

Reply to: sale-vwbgc-2333813627@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

 

I dont have all day to talk about this bike if you want a great bike with roughly 7,000 miles on it has been compltly redone so everythign is practically new needs few things one plastic, someother these go all day long with around 13k for 4 thousand im nt exspecting that nor do i want 100 dollars call and make me an offer i have bills due and no time to ride this any more call day or night 513 256 4085 i have tons of extra parts also i have almost 8 thousand investing my loss is yours....

 

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anyone need herbal incense?

 

 

killer 1000watt watt comp amp visionik 1ohm stable herbal incense - $200 (columbus)

Date: 2011-07-01, 4:48PM EDT

Reply to: sale-m7wt5-2472975963@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

 

killer herbal incense!! 20 bucks 4 grams or 100 an ounce. why pay the high prices of corner stores? i got all you need:) 1000 watt visionik amp also nice ass comp amp!! one ohm stable hits real hard 614 441 3140

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2010 CAMARO WITH 30,000 MILES, EVERYTHING FIBERGLASS, CANDY PAINT 2 WEEKS OLD, 28" DUB JOKERS

 

SERIOUS PEOPL ONLY

 

70,000 OR BEST OFFER, U BROKE ASS HATIN NIGGAZ IF U DONT HAVE THE CASH DNT CALL PLAIN N SIMPLE

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Just a lonely Cowboy looking for the one to ride off into the fields of dreams. Ride each other hard and put away wet. After recent events in my life I realized I've been lying to myself. I want it hard and fast and rough as you can give it. Hit me up, and we can Bare Back it together..

 

Shoot me a text.

 

(740) 893-four-one-nine-seven

 

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Location: Croton, Oh

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Just a lonely Cowboy looking for the one to ride off into the fields of dreams. Ride each other hard and put away wet. After recent events in my life I realized I've been lying to myself. I want it hard and fast and rough as you can give it. Hit me up, and we can Bare Back it together..

 

Shoot me a text.

 

(740) 893-four-one-nine-seven

 

http://images.craigslist.org/3n03o93p45V65T65Q1b8n093350ec111a1e14.jpg

 

http://images.craigslist.org/3o93p83l45O25R25S4b8n02f2047266d4122a.jpg

 

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Location: Croton, Oh

it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

 

PostingID: 2562919345

 

 

 

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why are you looking in craigslist m4m?

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