phil Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 I will continue to call it racquet ball. Football and basketball are sports; racquet ball is an activity. Good exercise I'm sure, and probably challenging to master. Like anyone is ever going to want your autograph for being the best racquet ball player in the nation. No one cares. And if you can milk free shit for doing it, more power to you. The real question is how does being a racquet ball player make you smarter? Well, free college classes can help. But instead of taking classes you obviously need, you find it better to take Golf or other shit that won't help you in the future. Brilliant. . READ SIG BITCH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neonkiller Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 READ SIG BITCH!!! Been there done that for 3 shoe company's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 While we are on the subject Chess is a real sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 READ SIG BITCH!!! Shame, it was for ladies shoes.... When do you get to meet the President again, and go to China? Good job wither way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Shame, it was for ladies shoes.... When do you get to meet the President again, and go to China? Good job wither way. lol not going to china, just get everything for free now. head to toe in nike town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 just signed a deal with NIKE racquetball is not a real sport!!! I ran it through the CR dumbass translator and it spit this out: I just signed a sponsorship deal with Nike. Who say's raquetball is not a real sport. Nike makes Jumpropes. Does that mean we should recognize Jumprope as a sport? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 fapping is a sport and i am a grandmaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 I ran it through the CR dumbass translator and it spit this out: I just signed a sponsorship deal with Nike. Who say's raquetball is not a real sport. Nike makes Jumpropes. Does that mean we should recognize Jumprope as a sport? have you seen those jump rope comp. on espn???? id say hell yes thats a sport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 What exactly does your deal with Nike entitle you to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/22/5646.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 What exactly does your deal with Nike entitle you to? this yr, i can order any thing i need at no cost and depending on my status and ranking when i go on tour next yr there will be $ involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 can i be a groupie. ill wax your rackets and fend off any would be looters/stalkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 can i be a groupie. ill wax your rackets and fend off any would be looters/stalkers there are 0 racquetball groupies, just some dumb whores that are like the bus we get off on:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh8sti Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Phil, I need a pair of shoes, your a 10 1/2 - 11 right?!! Cool. Text me. I'll get you football gear when I get mine. Ight talk to you soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 this yr, i can order any thing i need at no cost and depending on my status and ranking when i go on tour next yr there will be $ involved. Congrats on the gig.....but personally, fuck the clothes and shit. Cash is king. Post back when you're making it rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Wow, they gave you some free T-shirts so you can advertise for them for free. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 HATERS GON' HATE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Wow, they gave you some free T-shirts so you can advertise for them for free. Brilliant. I had WAAG Sponsor my Trailblazer when I had it. $1,500 worth of goodies for free. I was famous on the Baja Trail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Wow, they gave you some free T-shirts, shoes, warm ups, socks, dry fits, ect ect so you can advertise for them for free. Brilliant. fixed for your hating needs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Phil, I need a pair of shoes, your a 10 1/2 - 11 right?!! Cool. Text me. I'll get you football gear when I get mine. Ight talk to you soon can you fit a 9 1/2??? i can get you up on some gear though just let me know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc1647545523 Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 I ran it through the CR dumbass translator and it spit this out: I just signed a sponsorship deal with Nike. Who say's raquetball is not a real sport. Nike makes Jumpropes. Does that mean we should recognize Jumprope as a sport? Let the record show that in the thread entitled "Irony," the grammar Nazi was pwnd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Congrats bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Congrats bud. thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 While we are on the subject Chess is a real sport. http://www.universetoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/chess_article-1064893-02d853f900000578-504_468x343_popup-580x383.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Phil, my client, has issued a statement: Haters gon hate. He has no further comments at this time. Please divert any further questions please contact nike.com/marketing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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