AWW$HEEET Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Do you ever bust a fat nut then go to take piss, and start pissing all over the wall because your dick is going nuts? It happpens to me and I'm not afraid to admit it because I'm a man.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Do you ever bust a fat nut then go to take piss, and start pissing all over the wall because your dick is going nuts? It happpens to me and I'm not afraid to admit it because I'm a man.. Note to self: "Don't touch walls in Gabes bathroom" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Gabe, nobody told you man law #468? 468. In the event your balls have been drained and the urge to piss approaches, it is only appropriate to piss outside to prevent damage to the bathroom floor, walls, one clean towel you shower with, and your "halfway clean" pile of clothes you wore already, but dont stink 469. It is NEVER ok to pee sitting down, if you feel the need to pee sitting down under any circumstance, refer to rule #468 or commence pissing your pants. hope this helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 that's why I nut and piss inside her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 that's why I nut and piss inside her. Between this and the loofa........ I worship all that is you! Actually, I finish my split stream piss all over everything. Then I use the "Don't use those towels, they are for decoration! to wipe up and leave them in a ball on the sink (which I don't use because I never wash my hands afterward) She yells too much if I use her pillow as a Zamboni! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 You know what's weird? I almost posted the same topic 2 nights ago and thought, nah, that's been covered on CR before. I sit in that situation. I like cold porcelain on my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 piss in the shower/tub. /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 I went for at least 1/4 mast, then go. Often, if I'm at home, I just jump in the shower afterward, anyway. Even there, I'm careful with my aim. I don't want to touch piss either, whether it's mine or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackDaddy43 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 I just close my eyes and hope for the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im faster Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 shower always works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 piss before. /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Do you ever bust a fat nut then go to take piss, and start pissing all over the wall because your dick is going nuts? It happpens to me and I'm not afraid to admit it because I'm a man.. How does it feel emotionally to know that after you ruin a tube sock from jerking it that you paint your walls with piss and have to clean it yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 I piss excellence so I dont give a shit where it lands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 wear diaper/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 http://www.break.com/index/roman-candle-duel-headshot-2007099 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 I just close my eyes and hope for the best. That's what she said. shower always works I mentioned that, as well. However, 99% of the people on here masturbate and done efficiently, a shower would be overkill. Pissing outside is great, as was mentioned above, if you're able to get away with it. Hell, pissing outside is great for any occasion. It just feels good; feels free. piss before. /thread Won't matter. I'll still have to take an 'afternut' piss. I really don't have an issue just holding it a few minutes, though, until it's all controllable. lol lol@this fucking thread and the thread title is fucking classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted February 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 How does it feel emotionally to know that after you ruin a tube sock from jerking it that you paint your walls with piss and have to clean it yourself. I feel real bad then it sucks casue all my socks are crusty too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 I feel real bad then it sucks casue all my socks are crusty too REAL TALK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Bust a nut while taking shower then piss down the drain. Don't act like you never did that before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 that's why I nut and piss inside her. lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted February 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Bust a nut while taking shower then piss down the drain. Don't act like you never did that before. Naw dog soapp burns my dick hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Naw dog soapp burns my dick hole You are NOT supposed to put it IN your dick hole, you douche canoe! REEL TAWK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 You are NOT supposed to put it IN your dick hole, you douche canoe! REEL TAWK! Everything burns when you have the clap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Have you ever cum inside your fleshlight and forget to clean it out before you felll asleep? I have. It hurts to use the next time. Its like breaking down a wall with your cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted February 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Have you ever cum inside your fleshlight and forget to clean it out before you felll asleep? I have. It hurts to use the next time. Its like breaking down a wall with your cock. Have your balls even dropped? Do you have pubes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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