turboking15 Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 I will be driving my car into the scioto tonight. So no worries. (not the prelude, thank god) Hopefully you stay in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted June 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Reasons we hate cody: 1.) Unprovoked homoerotic innuendos 1a.) Offers to perform oral sex on members in parking lots 2.) Buddy-buddy attitude (i.e. nutswinging) 3.) Unwillingness to back down when thoroughly proven wrong 3a.) Under-breath utterances to keep an argument going (most likely an attempt to get an individual to keep interacting with him) 3b.) Always thoroughly wrong 4.) Being a stereotypical seventeen-year-old 4a.) Using "it was a joke", "I was joking", etc. as a scapegoat for being a dumbass 5.) Getting in peoples cars without permission 6.) Unneeded and unwanted interjections when men are talking 7.) Having not started puberty yet 8.) Drinking a beer, bragging about it, and falling asleep on the pavement (get some tolerance you fucking chode) http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/14biggy/Secks/tilleysuit.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Puberty is such a tough time in a young boys life. There's constant measuring and the embarrassing voice cracks to deal with. You have to deal with wood at very inopportune moments. I feel bad for Cody, I really do. He has so few friends that he has to spend all his time trying to polish a block and transmission. He's probably been friend zoned more times than Alex has been called a ginger. It's painfully obvious that he is the child of a loveless marriage which causes him to seek out new father figures on the internet. He's even driven to attempt failed grammatical critiques, apparently ignorant of his own failures. It's sad to see such a fucking little bitch stuck in a situation like this. Nobody likes him and his only real option is suicide. I guess we'll just have to wait for the obituary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Reasons we hate cody: 1.) Unprovoked homoerotic innuendos 1a.) Offers to perform oral sex on members in parking lots 2.) Buddy-buddy attitude (i.e. nutswinging) 3.) Unwillingness to back down when thoroughly proven wrong 3a.) Under-breath utterances to keep an argument going (most likely an attempt to get an individual to keep interacting with him) 3b.) Always thoroughly wrong 4.) Being a stereotypical seventeen-year-old 4a.) Using "it was a joke", "I was joking", etc. as a scapegoat for being a dumbass 5.) Getting in peoples cars without permission 6.) Unneeded and unwanted interjections when men are talking 7.) Having not started puberty yet 8.) Drinking a beer, bragging about it, and falling asleep on the pavement (get some tolerance you fucking chode) http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/14biggy/Secks/tilleysuit.jpg LOL, fatality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pontiacfreak142 Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 this thread delivers. I dont think i have ever seen alex do this before, so cody really must have fucked up lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted June 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Zfag. 8/5/10 NEVER FORGET 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Well, at the least the constantly interrupting Doc shit while he was trying to explain to us his plans for the clubhouse wasnt cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Well, at the least the constantly interrupting Doc shit while he was trying to explain to us his plans for the clubhouse wasnt cool. I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one who was annoyed by that. Doc: "Well, I was thinking maybe we wouldn't need to lock things up in lockers because..." codyh: "hEY yah that would be COOOOL as beans, dude! Woo hoo right on, DOC!" Doc: "Thanks, codyh. Anyway, I was thinking possibly that..." codyh: "ROFL UR LIKE MY DAD, DOC! LOLOLOL wheeeeeee! Sike, jus playin HAHA LOL you know ur the best DOC me and you forever! CANT WAIT FOR US TO MAKE OUT IN YOUR CLUBHOUSE!" Doc: "Uh, WTF?" codyh: "LOLOLOL haha Doc you're so funny and smart!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Zfag. 8/5/10 NEVER FORGET LINK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one who was annoyed by that. Doc: "Well, I was thinking maybe we wouldn't need to lock things up in lockers because..." codyh: "hEY yah that would be COOOOL as beans, dude! Woo hoo right on, DOC!" Doc: "Thanks, codyh. Anyway, I was thinking possibly that..." codyh: "ROFL UR LIKE MY DAD, DOC! LOLOLOL wheeeeeee! Sike, jus playin HAHA LOL you know ur the best DOC me and you forever! CANT WAIT FOR US TO MAKE OUT IN YOUR CLUBHOUSE!" Doc: "Uh, WTF?" codyh: "LOLOLOL haha Doc you're so funny and smart!" :dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted June 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=83362 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Yo Alex, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish but Martin was the worst noob of all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Goddamn, I love coffee. http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2011/05/mugshotfunny.jpg looks like Wagner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Yo Alex, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish but Martin was the worst noob of all time. This man speaks the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 looks like Wagner That is spooky in't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Well, at the least the constantly interrupting Doc shit while he was trying to explain to us his plans for the clubhouse wasnt cool. In thread or realz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 In thread or realz? Sunday night at HD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 After I had left, I presume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pontiacfreak142 Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 ive only met this kid once at QSL the other night, i didnt talk to him much, but appearantly while i had ran to the bathroom, he drove my girlfriend nuts. My girlfriend wont usually say much bad about people she doesnt know, but she comes up to me after we had got up to walk around and goes '' that dude that sat next to doc is fucking annoying'' lol. Not to mention if i remember right, i think she said he was even trying to make fun of her or something along those lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Maybe he needs to close his mouth and open his ears. What a moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickey4271647545519 Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Maybe he needs to close his mouth and open his ears. What a moron. Yes, he also needs to learn to keep his hands to himself. He has a bad habit of trying to get in peoples cars without asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Sunday night at HD. Oh, I thought you were referring to the clubhouse thread. He did it in person, too? Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Im gonna tell you parents cody that you skip skool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh8sti Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 I want everyone to know I just used this thread as an example in my Interpersonal communication class. The topic was Flaming on the internet and Computer medicated communication. After I presented it someone goes "I hope I never run into that kid" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted June 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 You're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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