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Reasons we hate cody:

 

1.) Unprovoked homoerotic innuendos

1a.) Offers to perform oral sex on members in parking lots

 

2.) Buddy-buddy attitude (i.e. nutswinging)

 

3.) Unwillingness to back down when thoroughly proven wrong

3a.) Under-breath utterances to keep an argument going (most likely an attempt to get an individual to keep interacting with him)

3b.) Always thoroughly wrong

 

4.) Being a stereotypical seventeen-year-old

4a.) Using "it was a joke", "I was joking", etc. as a scapegoat for being a dumbass

 

5.) Getting in peoples cars without permission

 

6.) Unneeded and unwanted interjections when men are talking

 

7.) Having not started puberty yet

 

8.) Drinking a beer, bragging about it, and falling asleep on the pavement (get some tolerance you fucking chode)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Puberty is such a tough time in a young boys life. There's constant measuring and the embarrassing voice cracks to deal with. You have to deal with wood at very inopportune moments.

 

I feel bad for Cody, I really do. He has so few friends that he has to spend all his time trying to polish a block and transmission. He's probably been friend zoned more times than Alex has been called a ginger. It's painfully obvious that he is the child of a loveless marriage which causes him to seek out new father figures on the internet. He's even driven to attempt failed grammatical critiques, apparently ignorant of his own failures.

 

It's sad to see such a fucking little bitch stuck in a situation like this. Nobody likes him and his only real option is suicide. I guess we'll just have to wait for the obituary.

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Reasons we hate cody:

 

1.) Unprovoked homoerotic innuendos

1a.) Offers to perform oral sex on members in parking lots

 

2.) Buddy-buddy attitude (i.e. nutswinging)

 

3.) Unwillingness to back down when thoroughly proven wrong

3a.) Under-breath utterances to keep an argument going (most likely an attempt to get an individual to keep interacting with him)

3b.) Always thoroughly wrong

 

4.) Being a stereotypical seventeen-year-old

4a.) Using "it was a joke", "I was joking", etc. as a scapegoat for being a dumbass

 

5.) Getting in peoples cars without permission

 

6.) Unneeded and unwanted interjections when men are talking

 

7.) Having not started puberty yet

 

8.) Drinking a beer, bragging about it, and falling asleep on the pavement (get some tolerance you fucking chode)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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LOL, fatality.

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Well, at the least the constantly interrupting Doc shit while he was trying to explain to us his plans for the clubhouse wasnt cool.

 

I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one who was annoyed by that.

 

Doc: "Well, I was thinking maybe we wouldn't need to lock things up in lockers because..."

 

codyh: "hEY yah that would be COOOOL as beans, dude! Woo hoo right on, DOC!"

 

Doc: "Thanks, codyh. Anyway, I was thinking possibly that..."

 

codyh: "ROFL UR LIKE MY DAD, DOC! LOLOLOL wheeeeeee! Sike, jus playin HAHA LOL you know ur the best DOC me and you forever! CANT WAIT FOR US TO MAKE OUT IN YOUR CLUBHOUSE!"

 

Doc: "Uh, WTF?"

 

codyh: "LOLOLOL haha Doc you're so funny and smart!"

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I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one who was annoyed by that.

 

Doc: "Well, I was thinking maybe we wouldn't need to lock things up in lockers because..."

 

codyh: "hEY yah that would be COOOOL as beans, dude! Woo hoo right on, DOC!"

 

Doc: "Thanks, codyh. Anyway, I was thinking possibly that..."

 

codyh: "ROFL UR LIKE MY DAD, DOC! LOLOLOL wheeeeeee! Sike, jus playin HAHA LOL you know ur the best DOC me and you forever! CANT WAIT FOR US TO MAKE OUT IN YOUR CLUBHOUSE!"

 

Doc: "Uh, WTF?"

 

codyh: "LOLOLOL haha Doc you're so funny and smart!"

 

:dumb:

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ive only met this kid once at QSL the other night, i didnt talk to him much, but appearantly while i had ran to the bathroom, he drove my girlfriend nuts. My girlfriend wont usually say much bad about people she doesnt know, but she comes up to me after we had got up to walk around and goes '' that dude that sat next to doc is fucking annoying'' lol. Not to mention if i remember right, i think she said he was even trying to make fun of her or something along those lines
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I want everyone to know I just used this thread as an example in my Interpersonal communication class. The topic was Flaming on the internet and Computer medicated communication. After I presented it someone goes "I hope I never run into that kid"
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