SRTurbo04 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 i have a confession ive had a few cocktails here at the fiances an i's house... im posting from my new android tablet, im waitcing the movie the chase and oddly enough i have en erection. that is all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Bird Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 sounds like a good time man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 If she is not handling that erection for you, you need to cancel the marriage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 If she is not handling that erection for you, you need to cancel the marriage. :lolguy: KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted July 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 If she is not handling that erection for you, you need to cancel the marriage. bahahahahaahah sadly she is asleep an wakes up at 4am soo i figure i would let her sleep befor ei try to play hide the twinkie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 bahahahahaahah sadly she is asleep an wakes up at 4am soo i figure i would let her sleep befor ei try to play hide the twinkie Fail, just straight fail. What kind of woman are you marrying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 wake n rape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 nighty night, hope you kept your butthole tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted July 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Fail, just straight fail. What kind of woman are you marrying? one that has an amazing job working at dscc that brings in the chedder an shes my suger momma soooooi leave her alone when she is trying to sleep o work nights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 one that has an amazing job working at dscc that brings in the chedder an shes my suger momma soooooi leave her alone when she is trying to sleep o work nights :fuckyeah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Hey I work there. What's her name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Ride the motorcycle saturday? After you take care of that boner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted July 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Ride the motorcycle saturday? After you take care of that boner. wish i could going to the nascar race in kentucky with the fiance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 See what I mean? Too busy for your old friend Scott. J/K have fun, thats something I've never gotten to do is go to a Nascar race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Paul here is what you do. 1. Creep in the room naked 2. Make one or two Mildy loud sounds to test how deep of a sleep she is in. 3. If she doesn't wake up, crawl in bed with said boner, let the tip touch her butt. 4. If she scoots away, grab the damp white cloth I left under your pillow, place it over her face and wait 5 sexonds. That's .1 seconds. And do the rabbit pump on her ass. But if she nudges closer to said boner, then she wants lil Paul. That is when you put your arm around her until your grab semi hard nipple. If nipple is not semi hard, then you make it hard. She will then grab said boner to make sure it's not a robbery dream. Want she relizes what's going on, get your rape face on. This is when prior stretching comes into play. Once you know she knows that you know, you attack like a lion on a wounded gazelle. Grab that semi hard nipple like a battery clamp, spit in hand and smash that vagina like it owes you 2 months of rent. After world 32 sexonds you will bust, tell her you love her, and inhale the damp white cloth I put under your pillow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Damn Phil. That was probably the best written (understandable, ok punctuation) piece you've ever done. Bravo. Now I am imagining you saying it in a semi whisper, being very animated and acting out your instructions. I lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigZach Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Hey Phil ....... Watch out for cops when your trying to do a roll and cpd is right behind you lol steve and I didn't even see him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Hey Phil ....... Watch out for cops when your trying to do a roll and cpd is right behind you lol steve and I didn't even see him. Haha I pulled myself over. He was like I knew you two were gonna do it, he was cool about it he was acing like he was gonna rAce us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pontiacfreak142 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Phil, thats a good idea and all but more work than paul will have to worry about. From what i understand, paul could just walk in PIIHB and she would never even know it lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 i have a confession ive had a few cocktails here at the fiances an i's house... im posting from my new android tablet, im waitcing the movie the chase and oddly enough i have en erection. that is all Strangely, I was semi-aroused after reading this. Paul here is what you do. 1. Creep in the room naked 2. Make one or two Mildy loud sounds to test how deep of a sleep she is in. 3. If she doesn't wake up, crawl in bed with said boner, let the tip touch her butt. 4. If she scoots away, grab the damp white cloth I left under your pillow, place it over her face and wait 5 sexonds. That's .1 seconds. And do the rabbit pump on her ass. But if she nudges closer to said boner, then she wants lil Paul. That is when you put your arm around her until your grab semi hard nipple. If nipple is not semi hard, then you make it hard. She will then grab said boner to make sure it's not a robbery dream. Want she relizes what's going on, get your rape face on. This is when prior stretching comes into play. Once you know she knows that you know, you attack like a lion on a wounded gazelle. Grab that semi hard nipple like a battery clamp, spit in hand and smash that vagina like it owes you 2 months of rent. After world 32 sexonds you will bust, tell her you love her, and inhale the damp white cloth I put under your pillow. After this, I'm in full rape mode. Wanna hook up later. Spank me with your Ping-Pong paddle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Strangely, I was semi-aroused after reading this. After this, I'm in full rape mode. Wanna hook up later. Spank me with your Ping-Pong paddle? You will get the non handle end if you keep talking about other men arousing you bitch! Now call me daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted July 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 See what I mean? Too busy for your old friend Scott. J/K have fun, thats something I've never gotten to do is go to a Nascar race.haha we got free tickets.. hr an her dad aredie hard nascar fans (yes they have all there teath) Fuck you. Miss you. Mean ur buddy talk about you all the time at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 You will get the non handle end if you keep talking about other men arousing you bitch! Now call me daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Behold, the dawning of Fapner on CR. Go figure it took Paul being turned on by Charlie Sheen.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinisterSS Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 See what I mean? Too busy for your old friend Scott. J/K have fun, thats something I've never gotten to do is go to a Nascar race. I've been to a few and I can proudly say "your not missing anything!", its better to watch at home that way you can change the channel, the NHRA events are 100x better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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