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Conan


nurkvinny

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It's Conan. Get drunk at the bar next door, walk into theater with a few beers in your pockets and scream at the broken skulls then punch the guy next to you and fuck his girlfriend.

 

 

Hey man, I'm down with screaming into a theater, while skullfucking someone, and punching some chick, I just don't want the movie to suck.

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Looks like it's getting thoroughly slammed on metacritic. That doesn't mean I won't like it, but still.

 

Is there lots of fighting?

 

Will there be swords and blood?

 

Does he have a lot of cheesey one-liners about how badass he is?

 

Will there be a hot chick?

 

I think people expect too much from movies like this. If all four questions are answered "yes" then it'll be a good movie. If I want plot and pathos, I certainly wouldn't go looking for it in a *Conan* movie.

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