Jump to content

"Forever Lazy" - Real Product; Sill not sure if serious...


twistedfocus1647545489

Recommended Posts

The shit they pitch on tv gets more and more absurd every day. It cracks me up though how no matter what it is, if you order in the next 15 minutes they'll cut the price in half, and that's not all, call now and they'll double your order! Half that shit I have no idea why you'd need two of them, let alone one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Orderingforeverlazy.jpg :megusta:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AYaBTSO5pgA/THeJOMug_EI/AAAAAAAAAAM/kzE6O_-teuI/s1600/17476438764.jpg

 

Because you need one of these. Only $19.99 + shipping and handling.

 

http://rlv.zcache.com/kawaii_lime_bag-p1494869707792549042w9t2_400.jpg

 

But wait. There's more...

 

If you call in the next 15 minutes they'll double your order. You'll get not ONE but TWO lime bags AND a free bonus lemon juicer. All for a low low price of only $19.99 + shipping and handling.

 

:fuuuu:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

But wait. There's more...

 

If you call in the next 15 minutes they'll double your order. You'll get not ONE but TWO lime bags AND a free bonus lemon juicer. All for a low low price of only $19.99 + shipping and handling.

 

:fuuuu:

* Just pay separate processing and handling.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The shit they pitch on tv gets more and more absurd every day. It cracks me up though how no matter what it is, if you order in the next 15 minutes they'll cut the price in half, and that's not all, call now and they'll double your order! Half that shit I have no idea why you'd need two of them, let alone one.

 

 

Orderingforeverlazy.jpg :megusta:

 

Because you can give one to your friend! Then you guys can hang out together and watch football or work on the car never worrying about being uncomfortable or cold or wearing underwear or if you're straight!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The shit they pitch on tv gets more and more absurd every day. It cracks me up though how no matter what it is, if you order in the next 15 minutes they'll cut the price in half, and that's not all, call now and they'll double your order! Half that shit I have no idea why you'd need two of them, let alone one.

 

Last night I saw one where they tell you it comes with a free surprise mystery gift. :yuno: tell me what it is!?

 

 

Example of great parenting in there too :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...