shotgun Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45526347/ns/technology_and_science-science/t/burning-deceased-humans-will-produce-electricity/? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrodh Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 http://www.dutchdailynews.com/dutch-scientists-create-deadly-flu-virus/ Or this? Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Just like the matrix, They're going to use us as batteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limitedslip7 Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Just like the matrix, They're going to use us as batteries. More like firewood. I'm all for it; better than just wasting that energy source and taking up valuable real estate. However, I still like my idea of starting a pig farm and feeding them dead people. Charge people to dispose of the bodies and then charge them again for all the delicious bacon. :masturboy: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 "Over the next 10 years, with the baby boomers coming through, cremation is going to reach 75 to 80 percent. Then, this might be feasible." Kinda fucked up, but still made me -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 More like firewood. I'm all for it; better than just wasting that energy source and taking up valuable real estate. However, I still like my idea of starting a pig farm and feeding them dead people. Charge people to dispose of the bodies and then charge them again for all the delicious bacon. :masturboy: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffrey Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Well I guess that would technically be a renewable energy source, despite how creepy it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeDot3083 Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 @Trouble_Maker Thank you, I just laughed out loud at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". I love you, Jess. No homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedfocus1647545489 Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 I love you, Jess. No homo. "Get your tongue out of me asshole, Gary. Dogs do that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 I love you, Jess. No homo. Maybe a little homo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Nope. Sorry man. My heart belong to Eli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Oh well, we can't have everything we want in life. And I understand, his hair is way better than mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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