Mr. Jones Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 :lolguy: :lolguy: :lolguy: :lolguy: Better than living in a broke-dick LT1 with 6 kids. :fa: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 this thread is full of lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 you realize you have turned your dsm into a half breed bastard child with hyundai parts. thus saying Nice Kia Bruh! :gabe: Just Imagine if I had to fill out an Equal Opportunity Employment form for that car. I'd be fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 Couple things... People get cut off by assholes all the time. However, some of you cannot complain about the inherent dangers, ie; how the perp almost rear ended your children, your pets, your loved ones and the wine collection you had in the trunk and then proceed to chase them down and do the same thing. Discalimer: Not that I haven't done it before, myself. lol But at least I'll admit to doing it because I'm just fuckin angry. On a more personal level, you must have one of the only dogs in existence that cannot swim. Not saying it can't, just pointing out the rareity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICEMAN1647545504 Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 Guide/Rule No.1 if someone cuts you off: Get in front of them and lock all 4 wheels up. This will let him know your dissatisfaction with his driving skill/ability. If you can not get in front of them, than get as close as you can to his rear bumper, turn/flash your bright lights on, roll your driver side window down and give him the international FUCK YOU gesture with your middle finger on your left hand. DO NOT post on the internet about your encounter if you did not follow Rule No.1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 Guide/Rule No.1 if someone cuts you off: Get in front of them and lock all 4 wheels up. This will let him know your dissatisfaction with his driving skill/ability. If you can not get in front of them, than get as close as you can to his rear bumper, turn/flash your bright lights on, roll your driver side window down and give him the international FUCK YOU gesture with your middle finger on your left hand. DO NOT post on the internet about your encounter if you did not follow Rule No.1. OK INTERNET HARDASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 On a more personal level, you must have one of the only dogs in existence that cannot swim. Not saying it can't, just pointing out the rareity. My uncles english bulldog would sink to the bottom of the pool and try and walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 My uncles english bulldog would sink to the bottom of the pool and try and walk. PROBLEM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 Guide/Rule No.1 if someone cuts you off: Get in front of them and lock all 4 wheels up. This will let him know your dissatisfaction with his driving skill/ability. If you can not get in front of them, than get as close as you can to his rear bumper, turn/flash your bright lights on, roll your driver side window down and give him the international FUCK YOU gesture with your middle finger on your left hand. DO NOT post on the internet about your encounter if you did not follow Rule No.1. I prefer the subtle approach to exacting revenge on those who cut me off, just follow from a 2-3 car distance (like those old cop movies) then when you figure out where they are going, proceed to just fuck they're car up when they walk away, something subtle like extra weight inside the wheels, or extreme like a car bomb, you decide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 My uncles english bulldog would sink to the bottom of the pool and try and walk. :fuckyeah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil8 Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 My boxer swims and drinks at the same time. Talent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 When people cut me off I become an admin on a forum they frequent and ban them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 :fuckyeah: Tru dat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 On a more personal level, you must have one of the only dogs in existence that cannot swim. Not saying it can't, just pointing out the rareity. Our boxers never swam well either. Not sure about our current one. She's not as built as our other two, more lean muscle vs a huge chest. If she swims like she jumps, she'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfaamh2JYG1qaos65o1_500.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFKINPowerz Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Better than living in a broke-dick LT1 with 6 kids. :fa: 5 kids damnit. Dont you wish that evil on me. Couple things... On a more personal level, you must have one of the only dogs in existence that cannot swim. Not saying it can't, just pointing out the rareity. My English Bulldog can not swim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFKINPowerz Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 My boxer swims and drinks at the same time. Talent. HA HA My grandma's boxer does that. I am not sure if my Boxer can swim or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil8 Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Like a bauxer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Father and I sit down to watch soccer game when 12 years old brother come home with his friend, he say "father i have something to say, i am homosex and this is my boyfriend ruslen." my father get up and say he knew from day hes born he was a fairy but dont love him less, he then asked my brother to come and hug him, so he does, instantly my father give him stiff jab to face, he fall down and father start stomping on his testes, then he yell at him "u give me no grandkids so u not need these anyways!" his friend in shock starts crying like woman and run from home. so my brother on ground crying too like sissy when my whore sister come through and ask wut noise then see her brother and she start laugh and call him fairy. i tell all to calm down and i help my brother up, he just run after his friend. i dont know how to feel about this but i will not buy cucumbers anymore from government store. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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