Sturg1647545502 Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 (edited) but this guy actually did it. I like his style. http://finance.yahoo.com/news/tenacious-summer-analyst-applicant-got-laughed-at-by-everyone-else-on-wall-street.html http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/qWESr3tHM1E1AxXX_YkmUg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYwMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/284/2012/02/09/cover-letter-jpg_154356.jpg Edited February 13, 2012 by Sturg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 Well it got me the job, so no cares. I make dollarz yo. And....... I'm sexy and I know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinHawk1647545499 Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 meh double body weight bench is easy, been doing that since 17, trying for a triple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motozachl Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 "can perform basic office functions" props, most cannot do this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyBuiltRacing Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 smokinHawk said: meh double body weight bench is easy, been doing that since 17, trying for a triple. Yeah easy if you weigh 135lbs, not so easy when you weigh 285 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 motozachl said: "can perform basic office functions" props, most cannot do this I read an application to an open position where I work that the applicant used "operate a 3-hole punch" in their skill set. :dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 ross said: I read an application to an open position where I work that the applicant used "operate a 3-hole punch" in their skill set. :dumb: You'd be amazed at the number of people who cannot do this correctly. I have stacks of files that the paper is punched incorrectly and they inturn to not line up. Super annoying. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 ross said: I read an application to an open position where I work that the applicant used "operate a 3-hole punch" in their skill set. :dumb: maybe some dont know how? actually many dont. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinHawk1647545499 Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 alittlelessordinary said: Yeah easy if you weigh 135lbs, not so easy when you weigh 285 lol WELL dont get that fat...lolzers did it when i weighed 137 through 194, with the heavier weights past 2X :fuckyeah: i own the three hole punch...:megusta: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 There are some other gems in there. Brags the whole time, but says he's not a braggart (word's not be in popular use since 1960). He also uses other obscure words which he probably found by using the MS Word thesaurus. He's also 'terrifying' while doing basic office task like using a 3-hole punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyBuiltRacing Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 smokinHawk said: WELL dont get that fat...lolzers did it when i weighed 137 through 194, with the heavier weights past 2X :fuckyeah: i own the three hole punch...:megusta: Lmfao i'm not fat, I perfer "husky" :lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 smokinHawk said: WELL dont get that fat...lolzers did it when i weighed 137 through 194, with the heavier weights past 2X :fuckyeah: i own the three hole punch...:megusta: 388 2x.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 Best i have been able to achieve was 2.7x my Bodyweight raw(185)... COME GET YOU SOME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 ross said: I read an application to an open position where I work that the applicant used "operate a 3-hole punch" in their skill set. :dumb: :no: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinHawk1647545499 Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 2pointslow said: Best i have been able to achieve was 2.7x my Bodyweight raw(185)... COME GET YOU SOME! no video, no competition, no care. :fa: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 smokinHawk said: no video, no competition, no care. :fa: you compete in a shirt, your strength is fake.. :dumb: Whenever you would like to lift bro, let me know! :fuckyeah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.