phil Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 (edited) we were dicussing how you would like to die. me personally, i would like to go out on the freeway doing over 190mph and explode into nothingness. :bauce: this got me thinking of how you cunts should all die though... HERES MY CONCLUSION.... anthony green- you will die of a stroke due to the pressures of being such a kick ass admin.. tina- your going to die posting some 99 pg rant about cr being better jones- the jews are going to kill you for being a german lover paul- your going to work yourself to death gabe- liver failure tilly- awesomeness sam- old age... so you should be dead soon, and a heart attack while having sex with underage girls linn- running from the po po in 2013 you will hit a wall and die shanton- you will kill yourself becuase your emo dover- you will get shot in a black neighborhood trying to plant coke on a somalian who you wrongfully shot because he didnt put his hands up fast enough.cpd doc- you have too much money to die orion- someone will outwit you online causing a tumor to grow and explode in your brain rhett- you will kill yourself when sam dies brandon- you will get shot hanging out with dover leigh- being too skinny, hitting telaphone polls, flipping dsms.... alex- gingerness is a serious problem... its gone kill you schmuckingham- you will finally get your car running and its going to explode... y u ask? FORD paul white- erick allen is going to sit on you when you two meet.. fatality erick allen(neither91)- heart attack, high cholestroal, high blood pressure, you know, big man problems mopar- you will hit a gaurd rail (too soon) patterson- your nephew will kill you, cause hes fat gnome- a mini horse will step on you causing your death wagner- being smutherd by rays old saggy balls cordell- you will die under the miata bc- you wont die..... you will be foreveralone( with your guns and lube) and finally greg wheeland... you will die..... why you ask? well, because http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd135/pwoodland/6778cd43.jpg Edited February 16, 2012 by FILL sam wants to sex underage girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 meh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 You have to much time on your hands, maybe get a a hobby like fapping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 You have to much time on your hands, maybe get a a hobby like fapping? im working :dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POS VETT Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 doc- you have too much money to die MORE POWER TO DOC ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 You're gonna die when some pissed off dad finds you banging his underage daughter in the back of a Kia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 great story phil you will probably die in a willy wonka accident where you are sucked up the chocolate tunnel, leading to the fudge room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 I'm not going to die... :fuckyeah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 You're gonna die when some pissed off dad finds you banging his underage daughter in the back of a Kia. i will prolly die in the kia.... real talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 http://www.jobeaufoix.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pregnant-man.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 Can I at least have a heart attack while having sex with underage girls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 Can I at least have a heart attack while having sex with underage girls? fixed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli1647545487 Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 Shits weak, even for you. Only the Rhett one was remotely funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 gregface is awesome!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 What about howard,wnaplay, steve 2.slow,mitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 howie mad i didnt add him in...... yea, you mad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 What about howard,wnaplay, steve 2.slow,mitch steve will die from the bar on the bench being too heavy and crushing his wee man body howie will just become dust in the next 6 months mitch will die a chatbox legend wnaplay will die from being an emotional disaster. mental break down, suicide.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10phone2 Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 im working :dumb: it's called under the desk. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 correction: jason will die from a home improvement accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 correction: jason will die from a home improvement accident. :fuuuu::fuuuu::fuuuu::fuuuu: i lol'd.... its funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 Wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 Wrong what part? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 what part? I have had a running, make that two running cars for awhile. Ones in Myrtle and the other I never drove, so your only partially correct on the car part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 Phil had it right. We have had a few scares lately but its spot on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 Phil had it right. We have had a few scares lately but its spot on. not sure if serious, hoping your joking..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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