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Fuck Scott and his same black tube socks and black cut off shirts.

Fuck that racist piece of shit space ghost. I'm gonna ban your ass every three days on CrC.

Fuck Paul because he's a mod and a tool who is too cool for his friends.

Fuck Anthony cause he is a poor host and wouldn't let me drink more than one yuengling.

Fuck Tina because your dog wore a dress and it creeped me out.

Fuck Phil because he's well he's Phil, and fucks giraffes

Fuck Rhett for being dangling from SAMs dingle berries

Fuck Sam for being old as dirt and trying to drag race segways and party with 16 yr old girls.

Fuck Linn for making me dance with that chick who's bday it was. She wouldn't leave me alone! Thanks bra!

Fuck Leigh, well because he fucks a.....oh wait

Fuck Tilley for being so awesome and buying a S5 for a daily driver

Fuck Antwon for getting married.

Fuck Brian for having the same initials as I do.

And FUCK Dover for making me log into to this damn website just see some car.

 

PEACE LOVE AND CHICKEN GREASE

 

 

 

 

*¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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You are forced at gunpoint to do one of the following:

 

- lick anthony's computer desk with no drink or mouthwash after

- agressive assplay from a man with REALLY big fingers

- lick a fat chick (i mean size of a small car fat) taint

 

What would you do and why?

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You are forced at gunpoint to do one of the following:

 

- lick anthony's computer desk with no drink or mouthwash after

- agressive assplay from a man with REALLY big fingers

- lick a fat chick (i mean size of a small car fat) taint

 

What would you do and why?

 

Pull the trigger myself. Why you ask? God knows what is on that keyboard sperm, crack, bunny shit fuck who knows I'll prob die.

 

I like my ass and I sit down frequently so idk if I can handle the ass rape and I may die from blood loss.

 

Her taint would be impossible to get to so I'd die from suffocation.

 

So if I'm gonna die I want it to be quick simi choose to pull the trigger myself

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Before this gets nasty...

 

I neglected to mention that Dover was cool with some CRC shit as long as it didn't get fucking plastered everywhere. Unfortunately, that decision also came the week I worked 70 hours and I completely forgot to say something.

 

I'll take the blame on this one.

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Before this gets nasty...

 

I neglected to mention that Dover was cool with some CRC shit as long as it didn't get fucking plastered everywhere. Unfortunately, that decision also came the week I worked 70 hours and I completely forgot to say something.

 

I'll take the blame on this one.

 

<3

 

and

 

Yes, Jason it is important to call someone a bitch on the internet. I (unlike the majority of the pencil pushing, desk jockey bitches on here) will be more then glad to exclaim my terminology against people in person :fuckyeah:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bitch.

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