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Chris Gaines

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No one here is ever anyone until I meet them. To me, you are just some collection of letters and numbers that shows up on my monitor every now and then. I do not ascribe to you a personality, intelligence, or even a soul while the only communication we ever have is through an electronic medium. That is why I am so good at insulting most folks on here, I honestly DON'T BELIEVE YOU ARE A REAL PERSON. You could be (and it really wouldn't surprise me, given the things you say) a (poorly) trained monkey.
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OK. Wagner, Gabe, Hal.....Have you guys got the troll market on lock down?

 

See, I am a deep cover troll sent by admin that hunts the other trolls. I am in so deep now I don't even know my true nature anymore *que departed music*

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No one here is ever anyone until I meet them. To me, you are just some collection of letter that shows up on my monitor every now and then. I do not ascribe to you a personality, intelligence, or even a soul while the only communication we ever have is through an electronic medium. That is why I am so good at insulting most folks on here, I honestly DON'T BELIEVE YOU ARE A REAL PERSON. You could be (and it really wouldn't surprise me, given the things you say) a (poorly) trained monkey.

 

Planet of the e-apes?

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No one here is ever anyone until I meet them. To me, you are just some collection of letters and numbers that shows up on my monitor every now and then. I do not ascribe to you a personality, intelligence, or even a soul while the only communication we ever have is through an electronic medium. That is why I am so good at insulting most folks on here, I honestly DON'T BELIEVE YOU ARE A REAL PERSON. You could be (and it really wouldn't surprise me, given the things you say) a (poorly) trained monkey.

 

Matrix?

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I have no fuck in my mind. Whether to give OR to be amazed by.

 

I have actually met BC. He farted in my car four years ago at that picnic. Or at least he SAYS he did....

 

I did. The kicker is I was full on commando when it happened and in sweat pants. I'm certain the components that made up the gaseous cloud of greatness penetrated the single cotton barrier and implanted directly into your seat.

 

 

You are welcome

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I did. The kicker is I was full on commando when it happened and in sweat pants. I'm certain the components that made up the gaseous cloud of greatness penetrated the single cotton barrier and implanted directly into your seat.

 

 

You are welcome

 

Dennis Pontiac thanks you. As did anyone who sat in my passenger seat whilst I still owned the vehicle.

 

I would glady deal with that lingering bust ass if it meant I could have that car back.

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See, I am a deep cover troll sent by admin that hunts the other trolls. I am in so deep now I don't even know my true nature anymore *que departed music*

 

We are already wise to your shenanigans.

 

* Que Theme song to Benny Hill*

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