JuicedH22 Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Some chicks are into bald guys. Too bad your wife and kids prevent you from ever talking to womenz again or else you could have a good thing going. fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 I've always taken great satisfaction in helping the "learning disabled" with reading comprehension. Pro bono work can be the most fulfilling, at times. I LIEK PIXTUEZ OF GERGFACE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 1. Talk shit about Kitchen greatness to a "senior member" that at one time had the Kitched named after him. 2. Talk that shit right after criticizing someone for being ironical. Here is your lifetime achievement award from the Irony Society. Your irony cannot get any greater. So? Didnt Phil have the kitchen named after him for awhile too? That means nothing. BTW, for those paying attention, the point was that my actual 'post count' is much higher than the silly post count next to my name suggests... I easily had another 500+ posts in the Kitchen alone... it was the only place I posted really... But Irony duly noted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Honestly, no, I was not a "nerd" in high school. For better or worse, I was considered "popular" in high school (whatever that means). Not that it really matters now, but I figured I'd clarify anyway. P.S. I've always considered myself a bit of a nerd, insofar as I have a number of fairly diverse intellectual interests. Nerdiness in junior high got you laughed at; nerdiness as an adult (when paired with, say, some Rock N Republic jeans, Burberry colonge, and some hair product) will get you laid by women that consider themselves "intellectuals." True story. Throw a few big words like Mayonaise, Hamlet, out and you're a god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 I've always taken great satisfaction in helping the "learning disabled" with reading comprehension. Pro bono work can be the most fulfilling, at times. Notes excellent usage of quotes, yet again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 FIRST!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 fixed. LOL, understood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted March 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 So? Didnt Phil have the kitchen named after him for awhile too? That means nothing. BTW, for those paying attention, the point was that my actual 'post count' is much higher than the silly post count next to my name suggests... I easily had another 500+ posts in the Kitchen alone... it was the only place I posted really... But Irony duly noted. Actually, I beleive it was Hal, and despite my feelings that even that was a stretch, Hal is several levels above our resident slump buster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 So? Didnt Phil have the kitchen named after him for awhile too? That means nothing. BTW, for those paying attention, the point was that my actual 'post count' is much higher than the silly post count next to my name suggests... I easily had another 500+ posts in the Kitchen alone... it was the only place I posted really... But Irony duly noted. Phil's one of the best shit-talkers on this board. Some people may take issue with the substance/quality of his rants, but the dude is relentless. Having the Kitchen named after him is far from a travesty. And are we really now talking about post counts? :dumb: Let's not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Notes excellent usage of quotes, yet again. I knew that would not be lost on everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 FIRST!!! What the hell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Actually, I beleive it was Hal, and despite my feelings that even that was a stretch, Hal is several levels above our resident slump buster. Ah yes, it was Hal... my point still stands though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 What the hell? I had to bring a little bit of Chat box to this "real talk" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted March 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Phil's one of the best shit-talkers on this board. Some people may take issue with the substance/quality of his rants, but the dude is relentless. Having the Kitchen named after him is far from a travesty. And are we really now talking about post counts? :dumb: Let's not. The Hal vs. Phil argument is one of quality vs. quantity. Sort of like Cold War United States Vs. Soviet Union, except that they would both be third world countries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 The Hal vs. Phil argument is one of quality vs. quantity. Sort of like Cold War United States Vs. Soviet Union, except that they would both be third world countries. that's racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 The Hal vs. Phil argument is one of quality vs. quantity. Sort of like Cold War United States Vs. Soviet Union, except that they would both be third world countries. Hal and Phil are like the immovable object versus the irresistable force. How the Kitchen hasn't managed to implode when they start at each other is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted March 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 that's racist. Possible. Either way you went on that though, I would be hating on my own "people". Maybe they would be more like Pakistan and India. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Hal and Phil are like the immovable object versus the irresistable force. How the Kitchen hasn't managed to implode when they start at each other is beyond me. This is an impossibility. A universe cannot contain both an irresistable force and an immoveable object, by definition. The two cannot encounter each other in the same universe. Unless the theory of multiple universes is confirmed and merge, in which case it is black whole time anyway, and both universes are FUBAR'd.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 This is an impossibility. A universe cannot contain both an irresistable force and an immoveable object, by definition. The two cannot encounter each other in the same universe. Unless the theory of multiple universes is confirmed and merge, in which case it is black whole time anyway, and both universes are FUBAR'd.... Go be bald somewhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted March 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Go be bald somewhere else. Another outstanding post from the chin-nut gallery. Unless the theory of multiple universes is confirmed and merge, in which case it is black whole time anyway, and both universes are FUBAR'd.... Which explains most of the shit in the Kitchen pretty neatly, I'd say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Another outstanding post from the chin-nut gallery. Dj, I like you. So stop trying to get a rise out of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Another outstanding post from the chin-nut gallery. Which explains most of the shit in the Kitchen pretty neatly, I'd say. meh... Kitchen used to be a lot more fun, if my poor memory serves me correct... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Dj, I like you. So stop trying to get a rise out of me. He gives you a boner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Hal and Phil are like the immovable object versus the irresistable force. How the Kitchen hasn't managed to implode when they start at each other is beyond me. You mean "unstoppable" force, correct? Funneh, as both gais are neither "Unstoppable", nor "Irresistable". Tawk amongst yourselves... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Dj, I like you. So stop trying to get a rise out of me. :lolguy: A rise out of the free-est of the free, you shouldn't even have to post that captain awesome. I know it made no sense, I'm bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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