gbracing81 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 The Groupon Guide to: Preparing for the Job of Your Childhood Dreams Every child dreams of becoming a millionaire astronaut or fearless cartographer, but most children neglect to start planning for those careers until they're too old. Here's how today's kids can start working toward their dream jobs: Firefighter: Build up your immunity to fire by exposing yourself to it in small doses. Start by eating only a single match each day until you can subsist entirely on plastic lighters. Marine Biologist: Get certified for SCUBA—self-contained underwater breathing ability. To test if you have this innate skill, attempt to breathe through your mouth while drinking water through your nose. Self-Reliant Hunter/Farmer/Hermit/Pastor: Kids can prepare for the only job that will be available in the future by hoarding seeds and gold now and maintaining a healthy distrust of all belief systems that worship anything other than strength. For lunch today all my daughter had were three packs of matches and washed it down with a cold tasty glass of diesel fuel. YUM YUM!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 You still have the same phone number? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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