Mensan Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 Is this someone on here? http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/3188857361.html I have a 1994 TRANS Am needs some help i baought it to race but i dont have time two. The car looks good it needs a new battery, two tires and a alighnment, and a tune up. The car is very fast has a lot of work done to it all ready just looking to make room in my garage. Please call me at 614-395-0698 thank you my name is toby are text me The car is Red hard tob crome wheels. can email are text pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 dowtfull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 There should be a spell checker on Craigslist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 I roughly translated the ad for you after getting piss drunk on wild turkey and bathtub gin. "TRANS Am needs some help" = It needs a new or rebuilt transmission. "i baought it to race" = I'm 17 or 34. Either way, I haven't graduated highschool "but i dont have time two" = It's nascar season "The car looks good" = I am legally blind from a moonshine drinking contest with one of my stepsons "it needs a new battery, two tires and a alighnment, and a tune up" = it drains batteries, 3 rims are bent, the steering rack is bent, and I left the motor out in a puddle of mosquito water for 6 weeks. "The car is very fast has a lot of work done to it all ready" = I bought it from a used car dealer and this is what he told me "just looking to make room in my garage" = I need those cinderblocks its sitting on for my above ground pool "Please call me at 614-395-0698 thank you" = This is my neighbors phone number, I haven't paid for phone service in years because a black man is president. "my name is toby are text me" = http://i.imgur.com/a6wtQ.png?1 "The car is Red hard tob crome wheels" = Specifically it is midnight rust red. Only two of the wheels match. "can email are text pics" = I sometimes sneak into the neighbors trailer and use his compaq from 1997. I computer good microsoft. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/20222801.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 I'm not quoting due to length, but Ryan's dead on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 I roughly translated the ad for you after getting piss drunk on wild turkey and bathtub gin. "TRANS Am needs some help" = It needs a new or rebuilt transmission. "i baought it to race" = I'm 17 or 34. Either way, I haven't graduated highschool "but i dont have time two" = It's nascar season "The car looks good" = I am legally blind from a moonshine drinking contest with one of my stepsons "it needs a new battery, two tires and a alighnment, and a tune up" = it drains batteries, 3 rims are bent, the steering rack is bent, and I left the motor out in a puddle of mosquito water for 6 weeks. "The car is very fast has a lot of work done to it all ready" = I bought it from a used car dealer and this is what he told me "just looking to make room in my garage" = I need those cinderblocks its sitting on for my above ground pool "Please call me at 614-395-0698 thank you" = This is my neighbors phone number, I haven't paid for phone service in years because a black man is president. "my name is toby are text me" = http://i.imgur.com/a6wtQ.png?1 "The car is Red hard tob crome wheels" = Specifically it is midnight rust red. Only two of the wheels match. "can email are text pics" = I sometimes sneak into the neighbors trailer and use his compaq from 1997. I computer good microsoft. :funny: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 This is why other countries hate america Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 I roughly translated the ad for you after getting piss drunk on wild turkey and bathtub gin. "TRANS Am needs some help" = It needs a new or rebuilt transmission. "i baought it to race" = I'm 17 or 34. Either way, I haven't graduated highschool "but i dont have time two" = It's nascar season "The car looks good" = I am legally blind from a moonshine drinking contest with one of my stepsons "it needs a new battery, two tires and a alighnment, and a tune up" = it drains batteries, 3 rims are bent, the steering rack is bent, and I left the motor out in a puddle of mosquito water for 6 weeks. "The car is very fast has a lot of work done to it all ready" = I bought it from a used car dealer and this is what he told me "just looking to make room in my garage" = I need those cinderblocks its sitting on for my above ground pool "Please call me at 614-395-0698 thank you" = This is my neighbors phone number, I haven't paid for phone service in years because a black man is president. "my name is toby are text me" = http://i.imgur.com/a6wtQ.png?1 "The car is Red hard tob crome wheels" = Specifically it is midnight rust red. Only two of the wheels match. "can email are text pics" = I sometimes sneak into the neighbors trailer and use his compaq from 1997. I computer good microsoft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 "but i dont have time two" = It's nascar season <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 can email are text pics can email are text pics can email are text pics can email are text pics can email are text pics can email are text pics can email are text pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 I see nothing wrong there, Alex. That is a completely acceptable use of "are". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POS VETT Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillbot Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 This is why other countries hate america This is why Americans hate America. The gene pool needs a good flushing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 "Your name, is Tobehhhhy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 I sold the lego in good shape for that amount a while ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 I tank he is a idiot are moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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