Rustlestiltskin Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 (Long read) So I got yucky on the weekend and ending up at some random sloots house. I can't remember chit but I woke in a strange room that I'd never been in. Most sloots rooms I've been in have been somewhat messy but easily recognizable as a girls bedroom. Anyway, I only say that because this room was neutral in colour and had one picture of some guy (who looked like he was on that phaggy time). It was also very tidy and I couldn't see any clothes out of the drawers. So I'm panicking a little, I can't remember chit and I think I've been raped by some phaggot. I couldn't find my clothes anywhere either so I figured I borrow some of this phags clothing. Turns out the drawers were full of girl's clothes so my mind was a little at ease, but I still had no clothes. Anyway, It was like 1:25pm and I'm not sure what to do. I had no clothes about so I figured I'd just wrap some bed sheets around my body and wear some panties from her drawer because I don't want anyone to see little jimmy. I looked out of her window and recognised the street we were on and I only live like 5 minutes away. Not a problem. So about the chit I took. I kinda needed to go anyway and I looked in the hallway and I was in student halls. They have a shared bathroom for each block and you need a code to get in. I didn't have it. I figured I could get this bish back but taking a fat dump on her bed and then fleeing like the Israelites from Ancient Egypt. So I start, right in the middle of her bed. I'm almost finished and boom, door opens and there this pretty cute girl is standing with my clothes in hand ironed and cleaned. U FUKING WOT M8. She was a 7.5 misc standards, not hot but cute/innocent look. She was well dressed and groomed, looked like wife material. We locked eyes and then she noticed what I was doing. So I did the only reasonable thing left to do and acted like I was mentally challenged, screaming and chit. I'm not going to elaborate on this but you get the picture. I quickly grabbed my clothes out of her hand and fled. As I was running I slipped and left a fat skid mark on the hallway carpet. fml. Cliffs: - Got yucky and woke up in random room - Can't find clothes anywhere. - Needed a chit, student hall require password for toilets, u wot. - Decided to take chit on bed as revenge for bish taking clothes. - chitting on bed - As i'm chitting 7.5/10 cute girl walks in with clothes in hand. would wife/10 - Act like a mentally challenged person, grab clothes out of her hand - flee the premisis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattKatz Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 That funny chit right thur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Copy Pasta or Real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted October 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Copy Pasta or Real Real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 U FUKING WOT M8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boosted98gst Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 I dunno why i thought this was so fucking funny haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 This cannot be real! If it is, you need some serious time with Dr. Phil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 You're one cheeky kunt m8... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 In for pics. I know you have the skills and gear as those bald eagle shots were crazy good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0nk3y Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 This is too fucked up to be copy and pasted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=149101543 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted October 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=149101543 Thats me ya derp. I'm on bb.com as well as this place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 I accept derp status. When viewed on my phone, it showed posted date of 2011. I believed I had trapped a troll. It got away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecc_33 Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 WTF, still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0nk3y Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Thats me ya derp. I'm on bb.com as well as this place. :dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Thats me ya derp. I'm on bb.com as well as this place. Be Paul: fap fap fap to scat story on male bodybuilding forum, think it's OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Be Paul: fap fap fap to scat story on male bodybuilding forum, think it's OK. http://i.imgur.com/TciXi.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/ron-dancing-animated.gif?w=400&h=225 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 So I did the only reasonable thing left to do and acted like I was mentally challenged, screaming and chit. I'm not going to elaborate on this but you get the picture. lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 FREE PAUL 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedb63 Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 this is the first thing i read on this forum and i just laughed and my friend kevin laughed so hard!!! goood stuff right there..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 Do we know this... "KEVIN"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/foam-monster.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OgReNaToR Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 LMAO I am crying right now....this just made my week.....when is part 2 coming of when you run in to this chick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 LMAO I am crying right now....this just made my week.....when is part 2 coming of when you run in to this chick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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