Buck531 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 LEXINGTON PARK, Md. - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on BayNet.com, and Saint Mary's County Public Safety sources confirmed the information to WUSA in Washington, D.C. The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman. The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter. County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said, although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consensual behavior. :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 Im sure it's not the first time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 He should have used the "wood" blade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 Amazing that two people could have seen this as a good idea. And yet we allow them to have pets, raise children and vote. Intelligence tests need to be used for more things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRN96WS6 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 That article is old......also that is like an hour from where I live, I'm not surprised considering the caliber of people from that area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted December 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 That article is old......also that is like an hour from where I live, I'm not surprised considering the caliber of people from that area. Yeah I saw it on another forum and they said it was a few years old. I figured I'd post it up here for the lolz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lauren Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 op your sig gif fits perfectly after reading the article Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson1647545504 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 what the fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BStowers023 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 Gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clifford Automotive Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 Obviously there was some drag and they should have used more lube. If the drag wasn't there, the blade should have just propelled the "toy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 He forgot to pull it out before he tried to put in her ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 Obviously there was some drag and they should have used more lube. If the drag wasn't there, the blade should have just propelled the "toy" If you need lube, you're doing it wrong.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 They should go for a jack hammer next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zx2guy19 Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 This reminds me of the story where some dude was killed by girlfriend because they put jumper cables on his nipples and did some weird shit. Imagine how you'd feel the rest of your life knowing you killed someone via nipple shock haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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