Rustlestiltskin Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 (edited) Your only companion is the last person you talked to. You must escape your immediate area using only the object to your left. Post the person you talked to last and the object to your left. How screwed are you? Edit: We will make this classy and say They are Slow walking zombies Edited February 10, 2013 by Rustlestiltskin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleguy Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 Just got done talking to my crazy right wing giant ass 6'7" redneck neighbor...ftmfw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stangsn95gt Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 Considering Im sitting in my room cleaning my guns from shooting yesterday I would feel pretty confident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buelliganx1 Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 Well since my 3 1/2 year old son is standing to my left and he is the last person I talked to at least I've got my boy with me and my pocket knife but were probably screwed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POS VETT Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 I'm going to find the first zombie I can find & infect myself. Fuck running around & living in constant fear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicranium Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 Just talked to my dad so that's not awful. Choices of objects to my immediate left... - Large Mt. Dew Baja Blast Freeze from Taco Bell - some nail files - a computer mouse - a computer monitor - a comb - some remotes - a screwdriver set Obviously go with the screwdriver set. Would have to be some CQB so hopefully these are Walking Dead/original Romero-style zombies and not 28 Days Layer/Dawn of the Dead remake-style zombies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macpyro2 Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 Pistol next to me, Confident with that. My little mexican roommate was the last person I talked to. Im going to have to shoot her for holding me back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 Talked to my wife last. Do we get to use the items currently on our person? If so, between those and the cell phone on my left (worthless) we'd be ok for awhile. Should at least make it back home to resupply. EDIT: My little mexican roommate was the last person I talked to. Im going to have to shoot her for holding me back. I pictured: http://www.juanofwords.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Consuela-Maid.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 my 110lb gf and a nerf gun. I'm with Tom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bam Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 Last talked to my mom.... Fuuuuck. Only thing to my left are candy bars... In the checkout line... But my guns on my right hip, can I use that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furloaf Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 My dad. To my left are my keys, water bottle, and my 1911. I'll take the pistol but my dad is 75 unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 Hmm, my girlfriend and a TV remote... I'm so unprepared.. Even the WRX is unprepared, dead batt and one debeaded rally tire... I'm going to find the first zombie I can find & infect myself. Fuck running around & living in constant fear. Maybe just slowly injest small amounts to build up immunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 My stoner co-worker and a roll of toilet paper (if that tells you where I'm at). I'm fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 my wife and a pair of scissors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 I was excited that zombies really showed up. But this will do for now. Wife was last person talked too. My M48 tomohawk and my Kabar Zombie Killer Machete are always on my computer desk. My computer desk is also were I keep all my daily carry pocket knifes. Got a 38 special sitting on my gun shelf too my right. My Backpack with supplies is also on my right as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 I'm going to find the first zombie I can find & infect myself. Fuck running around & living in constant fear. This crazy motherfucker speaks the truth! Fuck that living scared bullshit! :fuckyeah: KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 My leftist girlfriend and a couch pillow. Damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 A Gerber and my girlfriend. I'm at my apartment, so it's an easy walk to the closet of death, but in the mean time my coffee table LCR can hold off an advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTA09 Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 the old lady at the gas station and my cell phone charger. im not going to make if far . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 My gf is sitting here reading this so she's with me. And we're using what's to her left. A Marlin Model 60. To my left is a computer speaker and a wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 my girlfriend was the last one i talked to, and my fucking cat. it was pillows before my cat came up on the couch. fuuuu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 My wife (I'm fucked she's in hospital) I've got a few swords to my left atm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dammit Charlie Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 My wife. And an empty roll of toilet paper. I'M TRUELY FUCKED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrodh Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 Girlfriend much more capable than your average girl so fairly confident. The key's to my truck are to my left so least I got transportation. I got a decent shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 my youngest daughter and my gun safe is to my left (I have a biometric safe in my night stand) so I guess that will work... I think my daughter might slow me down though since she'll want to run up to them and kick them in the shins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.