BStowers023 Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 There were pro bodybuilders at Metro Fitness today (assuming for the Arnold). So pretty much anyone of this site would look like a bitch in there today lol. Edit: not related to anything, just figured I'd mention it haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Hey, let's all think of things that are faster than a C6 twin turbo that doesn't exist. Here are some things that come to mind: - evolution by natural selection - global warming - movement of tectonic plates - a U.S. postal service vehicle delivering a disability check 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Ooo another I'm faster than you because your building your car kinda guy... Sure beats my friends uncle car is faster than yours IMHO. If you have no life like Sammy you can stalk my photobucket and you would see everything I ever done to this car.. Shut up before I buy you and sell you to whoever Sammy is for $14.67. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 :masturboy: your making me blush... and that aint easy <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 - evolution by natural selection Not sure on this one.... imstock2 is evidence that natural selection has come to a halt.... - a U.S. postal service vehicle delivering a disability check eye sea wut yew did their. and it made me lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeesammy Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Because I maintain physical fitness? I never start off talking shit unless someone else does. So with your logic. Stop working out.. Get fat and be like the rest of the cool kids like you? Your "phaggit" ass is the one who brought physical shape into this!!! :lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Hey, let's all think of things that are faster than a C6 twin turbo that doesn't exist. Here are some things that come to mind: - evolution by natural selection - global warming - movement of tectonic plates - a U.S. postal service vehicle delivering a disability check this maybe the funniest post in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Not sure on this one.... imstock2 is evidence that natural selection has come to a halt.... So you're saying it would tie imstock's C6 twin turbo in a 1/4 mile race? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 There were pro bodybuilders at Metro Fitness today (assuming for the Arnold). So pretty much anyone of this site would look like a bitch in there today lol. Edit: not related to anything, just figured I'd mention it haha come to lifetime, its way worse there, nothing like roids and bench pressing going on today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 come to lifetime, its way worse there, nothing like roids and bench pressing going on today. It will be that way for the next week. Come to where i work, we get the cool pro's here. They just come in to do cardio and chat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 It will be that way for the next week. Come to where i work, we get the cool pro's here. They just come in to do cardio and chat. do they use butter to oil their skin as they "chat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 do they use butter to oil their skin as they "chat Well as im not sure what "chat is. :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 So you're saying it would tie imstock's C6 twin turbo in a 1/4 mile race? Interesting, but what it really means is paradoxical. If imstock were to actually get in a drag race against natural selection the laws of physics would go into imbalance and could cause a rift in space/time. It would be like strapping toast to a cat's back butter side up, or plugging an extension cord in on itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 It would be like strapping toast to a cat's back butter side up. HOLY FUCK... I just typed do a barrel roll into google and it did a barrel roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 I just typed "faster than imstock" into Google and this was the first result: http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/glacier-640x427.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Sooo your another cheerleader.. Cute. Who's palm pons are you holding? Not cheerleading, just stating facts that your gonna get raped this summer. However since someone has to call you out to say something in this thread, I have a 94 accord with 250k on the clock and 20 bucks, I'm bored tonight if you would like to make a quick 20. I bet in the end though what little respect people have for me will still be more than they have for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPL_Josh Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 I <3 CR winter edition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeesammy Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Interesting, but what it really means is paradoxical. If imstock were to actually get in a drag race against natural selection the laws of physics would go into imbalance and could cause a rift in space/time. It would be like strapping toast to a cat's back butter side up, or plugging an extension cord in on itself. Both of those examples of a paradox went 50 feet above imstocks head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Both of those examples of a paradox went 50 feet above imstocks head. Not only was he confused by the word "paradox," he also had to look up the words "cat" and "butter." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BStowers023 Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 come to lifetime, its way worse there, nothing like roids and bench pressing going on today. I go to the Metro in downtown but I guess like the real pros go to the Worthington Metro. Like Jay Cutler, Ronnie Coleman, Kai Green....ect. I couldn't imagine seeing them lift lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Revised List of Things Faster than Imstock's Twin Turbo C6 - evolution by natural selection - global warming - movement of tectonic plates - a U.S. postal service vehicle delivering a disability check - a glacier - molecules at zero degrees on the Kelvin Scale - a fossilized sloth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Revised List of Things Faster than Imstock's Twin Turbo C6 - evolution by natural selection - global warming - movement of tectonic plates - a U.S. postal service vehicle delivering a disability check - a glacier - molecules at zero degrees on the Kelvin Scale - a fossilized sloth bro what do you know about twin turbo vetts? you drive a over priced volkswagen...leave the big power up to the PROS please & thank you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 molecules at zero degrees on the Kelvin Scale Yea, but they have a lot of potential. And again, the idea of a molecule being at zero degrees Kelvin has the same paradox of Dingus vs Darwin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imstock2 Posted February 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac326/riapooh18/77E83A67-E45A-4613-8C29-54BF720FEE27-2131-0000022B3AAD5517_zps588502bf.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 I thought you were a baller throwing around chump change, why used heads and a used block? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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