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Hey, let's all think of things that are faster than a C6 twin turbo that doesn't exist. Here are some things that come to mind:

 

- evolution by natural selection

- global warming

- movement of tectonic plates

- a U.S. postal service vehicle delivering a disability check

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Ooo another I'm faster than you because your building your car kinda guy... Sure beats my friends uncle car is faster than yours IMHO. If you have no life like Sammy you can stalk my photobucket and you would see everything I ever done to this car..

 

Shut up before I buy you and sell you to whoever Sammy is for $14.67.

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- evolution by natural selection

 

Not sure on this one.... imstock2 is evidence that natural selection has come to a halt....

 

 

- a U.S. postal service vehicle delivering a disability check

 

eye sea wut yew did their.

 

 

and it made me lol.

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Because I maintain physical fitness? I never start off talking shit unless someone else does. So with your logic. Stop working out.. Get fat and be like the rest of the cool kids like you?

 

Your "phaggit" ass is the one who brought physical shape into this!!! :lolguy:

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Hey, let's all think of things that are faster than a C6 twin turbo that doesn't exist. Here are some things that come to mind:

 

- evolution by natural selection

- global warming

- movement of tectonic plates

- a U.S. postal service vehicle delivering a disability check

 

:lol: this maybe the funniest post in this thread.

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There were pro bodybuilders at Metro Fitness today (assuming for the Arnold). So pretty much anyone of this site would look like a bitch in there today lol.

 

Edit: not related to anything, just figured I'd mention it haha

 

come to lifetime, its way worse there, nothing like roids and bench pressing going on today.

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So you're saying it would tie imstock's C6 twin turbo in a 1/4 mile race?

 

Interesting, but what it really means is paradoxical. If imstock were to actually get in a drag race against natural selection the laws of physics would go into imbalance and could cause a rift in space/time. It would be like strapping toast to a cat's back butter side up, or plugging an extension cord in on itself.

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Sooo your another cheerleader.. Cute. Who's palm pons are you holding?

 

Not cheerleading, just stating facts that your gonna get raped this summer. However since someone has to call you out to say something in this thread, I have a 94 accord with 250k on the clock and 20 bucks, I'm bored tonight if you would like to make a quick 20. I bet in the end though what little respect people have for me will still be more than they have for you.

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Interesting, but what it really means is paradoxical. If imstock were to actually get in a drag race against natural selection the laws of physics would go into imbalance and could cause a rift in space/time. It would be like strapping toast to a cat's back butter side up, or plugging an extension cord in on itself.

 

Both of those examples of a paradox went 50 feet above imstocks head.

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come to lifetime, its way worse there, nothing like roids and bench pressing going on today.

 

I go to the Metro in downtown but I guess like the real pros go to the Worthington Metro. Like Jay Cutler, Ronnie Coleman, Kai Green....ect. I couldn't imagine seeing them lift lol

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Revised List of Things Faster than Imstock's Twin Turbo C6

 

- evolution by natural selection

- global warming

- movement of tectonic plates

- a U.S. postal service vehicle delivering a disability check

- a glacier

- molecules at zero degrees on the Kelvin Scale

- a fossilized sloth

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Revised List of Things Faster than Imstock's Twin Turbo C6

 

- evolution by natural selection

- global warming

- movement of tectonic plates

- a U.S. postal service vehicle delivering a disability check

- a glacier

- molecules at zero degrees on the Kelvin Scale

- a fossilized sloth

 

bro what do you know about twin turbo vetts? you drive a over priced volkswagen...leave the big power up to the PROS please & thank you...

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