evil8 Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 That is actually a true story from a Dayton area fatty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 wasn't there an announcement about that shit in like 1998 this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrendanB Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 Pringles LOL. They taste good, just have a billion calories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/182862349.html oh hi there. http://eatthis.menshealth.com/node/186415 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04SVT Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 I"M CRYING I"M LAUGHING SO HARD AND I THINK THE WIFE PEED HERSELF!! +10,000,000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 wasn't there an announcement about that shit in like 1998 1996 maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow. :lolguy: at this part. Lost it here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 lol at this story. svtperformance had an 11 page thread titled "have you ever shit yourself" funniest thread ever. too bad you have to be a member to see it---its worth the read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 Haha That sucks, man. I thought everyone had learned about that shit by now. It's never really affected me but I don't make a habit of eating it anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKilbourne Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 So, I shouldn't have eaten the two cans of Pringles this morning? The testing that was done on the olestra was done by sending fun size samples out to people. They didn't get any negative feedback, so they started producing the "fat free" stuff. Found out later that America is full of fatties and large bag portions could lead to anal explosion.....haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted March 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 Dude, Paul Bearer is dead and you post something like this? I hope you get face herps mixed with ass clap. Ooohhh yeeesss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 Best of Craigslist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC K9 Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 Not sure if it was due to olestra or not as it was a while ago, but I got bubble guts once while walking my dogs...crapped my pants right in the middle of the street. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 ^thats shitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 One time I farted so loud I woke up my cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 One time I farted so loud I woke up my cat. woke my wife up two nights ago she asked wtf was that. told her a storm was passing through..(well a storm was brewing in my ass woo that was rough) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 woke my wife up two nights ago she asked wtf was that. told her a storm was passing through..(well a storm was brewing in my ass woo that was rough) thats just sick storm passing through, classic.... all you have to do, is spread your butt cheeks and its a silent killer. just a smooth breeze rolling out of your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankis Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 .... all you have to do, is spread your butt cheeks and its a silent killer. just a smooth breeze rolling out of your ass. The cheeks are your only line of defense, an early warning system if you will. Spreading your cheeks opens you up to a world of shit(s). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC K9 Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 ^thats shitty. Yeah man, it sucked. It was one of those "ohh no" moments where I knew that there was no way I could make it all the way back to my house in time. I literally had no control over my anus. I tried fast walking, to get home in time, and I could tell I wasn't going to make it, so I went into a light jog, still wasn't going fast enough. I could feel my anus pulsing. I tried so hard to keep it in, but there was like an override going on and I had no control. A few hundred yards from my house, it just started squirting out. By the time I had reached my back door, I was spent. There was nothing left in me. It all resided in my pants. Ruined a very nice pair of silk boxers. There was poop everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 I farted last night in my recliner with my feet up on the footrest propping my legs into an lamaze style position. Immediate waftage. ...smelled like a hermit crab cage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 thats just sick storm passing through, classic.... well it woke me up and her so I thought it was a good on the fly excuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 well it woke me up and her so I thought it was a good on the fly excuse you know its awful when you wake yourself up... the question is, did you wake up all extra violent like a dog ? or was it like a nice saturday morning when the sun hits your face? did you gently pull the covers over her head aand scream DUTCH OVEN!!!!!?if not, next time do this, she will love you forever:dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 The cheeks are your only line of defense, an early warning system if you will. Spreading your cheeks opens you up to a world of shit(s). :no: i never thought about it like that. i always just let the air funnel through and act like it was the dogs :fuckyeah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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