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ABOVE AVERAGE - A choose your own adventure quest


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GREG - "I'M INTRIGUED BY YOUR REQUEST. WHAT IS IT YOU NEED MY HELP WITH?"

 

DARK FIGURE - "I WAS TOLD YOU COULD LEAD ME TO THE PORTAL"

 

YOU THINK TO YOURSELF, "WHAT PORTAL? THIS GUY SEEMS CRAZY, BUT I AM INEXPLICABLY DRAWN TO HIM."

 

 

GREG - "I WILL HELP YOU. I HAVE BUT ONE DEMAND"

 

CHOOSE DEMAND:

 

>YOU MUST ALWAYS BE LOYAL

>YOU MUST PAY ME, AND I MEAN FUCKIN BIG TIME

>YOU ARE NOW MY SEX SLAVE

>YOU MUST REMOVE ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES, AND REFER TO ME AS 'HIGH LORD GREG'

>{CUSTOM; ENTER TEXT}

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GREG - "YOU MUST ALWAYS BE LOYAL"

 

DARK FIGURE - "SHIT YEAH, TOTALLY DOABLE."

 

GREG - "SWEET. WHERE'S THIS PORTAL? ALSO, WHAT SHALL I CALL YOU?"

 

DARK FIGURE - "THE PORTAL IS DOWNTOWN, NEAR ACE HARDWARE. YOU CAN CALL ME FRANK."

 

AS YOU TRAVEL TOWARD THE PORTAL YOU FEEL A GENERAL SENSE OF UNEASE. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?

 

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GREG - "YOU FEEL THAT, FRANK?"

 

DARK FIGURE - "SURE DO. SOMETHINGS WRONG; MY TESTICLES HAVE RETRACTED. THAT CAN'T BE GOOD..."

 

GREG - "RUN UP AHEAD, CHECK IT OUT"

 

DARK FIGURE - "COOL. STAY HERE."

 

FRANK RUNS AHEAD. YOU LOSE SIGHT OF HIM. WHILE HE IS GONE, YOU ENSURE YOUR KATANA IS BY YOUR SIDE, AT THE READY. LOOKING TO YOUR RIGHT, YOU NOTICE A SMALL SHACK, WITH A WHITE DOOR. OUTSIDE THE DOOR IS A SATCHEL. YOU CALL TO FRANK, AND DO NOT HEAR A REPLY.

 

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?

 

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YOU BEGIN TO LIGHT UP. AS YOU DO, YOU HEAR A DEEP VOICE FROM INSIDE THE SHACK.

 

 

DEEP VOICE - "BAD IDEA"

 

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?

 

>FIND FRANK

>COLLAPSE TO GROUND AND BEGIN TO CRY

>USE MAGIC

>USE CHARM

>USE WIT

>USE KATANA

 

 

 

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Use Wit then charm

 

 

 

GREG - "I THOUGHT I WAS HEARING THINGS, BUT THEN I REALIZED I HADN'T HIT THIS YET! WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT HERE; I HATE TO SMOKE ALONE?"

 

SILENCE AS HE CONSIDERS.

 

 

DEEP VOICE - "OK, THAT MIGHT WORK"

 

FRANK RETURNS. HE IS WET FROM THE KNEES DOWN.

 

FRANK - "I FOUND SOMETHING."

 

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?

 

 

>INVESTIGATE

>SMELL

>TOUCH

>LOOK

>USE MAGIC

>USE CHARM

>USE WIT

>USE KATANA

 

 

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GREG - "WHAT THE FUCK? LET'S CHECK IT OUT!"

 

YOU FOLLOW FRANK TO A YARD DOWN THE STREET FROM WHERE YOU WERE. THERE IS A KIDDIE POOL. FRANK STEPS INTO THE POOL.

 

 

FRANK - "ISN'T THIS AWESOME?"

 

YOU LOOK AT FRANK

 

 

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?

 

 

 

 

 

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