Green Bastard Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 find nearest car and break in and steal it One better than you tossed the keys for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 STEALING A CAR IS NOT POSSIBLE AT YOUR INTELLIGENCE LEVEL. YOU CONTINUE TO TRAVEL WEST. A DARK FIGURE APPROACHES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 say hi to dark figure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 GREG - "HELLO" THE DARK FIGURE APPROACHES AND APPEARS TO BE PLEASED BY YOUR GREETING. DARK FIGURE - "I'M GLAD I FOUND YOU. I COULD USE YOUR HELP" . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrodh Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 What is in it for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Recruit dark figure into party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted March 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 GREG - "I'M INTRIGUED BY YOUR REQUEST. WHAT IS IT YOU NEED MY HELP WITH?" DARK FIGURE - "I WAS TOLD YOU COULD LEAD ME TO THE PORTAL" YOU THINK TO YOURSELF, "WHAT PORTAL? THIS GUY SEEMS CRAZY, BUT I AM INEXPLICABLY DRAWN TO HIM." GREG - "I WILL HELP YOU. I HAVE BUT ONE DEMAND" CHOOSE DEMAND: >YOU MUST ALWAYS BE LOYAL >YOU MUST PAY ME, AND I MEAN FUCKIN BIG TIME >YOU ARE NOW MY SEX SLAVE >YOU MUST REMOVE ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES, AND REFER TO ME AS 'HIGH LORD GREG' >{CUSTOM; ENTER TEXT} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrodh Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 "All of the above" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted March 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 UNABLE TO PERFORM ALL OF THE ABOVE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 You must always be loyal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chief2011647545501 Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 (edited) How many of you are in the basement reading this pounding Funyuns and Mountain Dew, with your black lights on, and rolling your 12 sided die? Edited March 15, 2013 by Big Chief201 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 How many of you are in the basement reading this pouding Funyuns and Mountain Dew, with your black lights on, and rolling you 12 sided die? I'm just bored at work and this is mildly entertaining. :fa: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted March 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 GREG - "YOU MUST ALWAYS BE LOYAL" DARK FIGURE - "SHIT YEAH, TOTALLY DOABLE." GREG - "SWEET. WHERE'S THIS PORTAL? ALSO, WHAT SHALL I CALL YOU?" DARK FIGURE - "THE PORTAL IS DOWNTOWN, NEAR ACE HARDWARE. YOU CAN CALL ME FRANK." AS YOU TRAVEL TOWARD THE PORTAL YOU FEEL A GENERAL SENSE OF UNEASE. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrodh Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 Tell Frank to check out this general sense of unease. Also equip Katana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted March 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 GREG - "YOU FEEL THAT, FRANK?" DARK FIGURE - "SURE DO. SOMETHINGS WRONG; MY TESTICLES HAVE RETRACTED. THAT CAN'T BE GOOD..." GREG - "RUN UP AHEAD, CHECK IT OUT" DARK FIGURE - "COOL. STAY HERE." FRANK RUNS AHEAD. YOU LOSE SIGHT OF HIM. WHILE HE IS GONE, YOU ENSURE YOUR KATANA IS BY YOUR SIDE, AT THE READY. LOOKING TO YOUR RIGHT, YOU NOTICE A SMALL SHACK, WITH A WHITE DOOR. OUTSIDE THE DOOR IS A SATCHEL. YOU CALL TO FRANK, AND DO NOT HEAR A REPLY. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 Search satchel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted March 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 YOU APPROACH THE SHACK AND HEAD TOWARD THE SATCHEL. YOUR SEARCH OF THE SATCHEL REVEALS: JOURNAL CANDLE KEY DIME BAG LIGHTER WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 Use lighter with dime bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted March 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 YOU BEGIN TO LIGHT UP. AS YOU DO, YOU HEAR A DEEP VOICE FROM INSIDE THE SHACK. DEEP VOICE - "BAD IDEA" WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO? >FIND FRANK >COLLAPSE TO GROUND AND BEGIN TO CRY >USE MAGIC >USE CHARM >USE WIT >USE KATANA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrodh Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 Use Wit then charm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 ignore voice and keep lighting up dime bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted March 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 Use Wit then charm GREG - "I THOUGHT I WAS HEARING THINGS, BUT THEN I REALIZED I HADN'T HIT THIS YET! WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT HERE; I HATE TO SMOKE ALONE?" SILENCE AS HE CONSIDERS. DEEP VOICE - "OK, THAT MIGHT WORK" FRANK RETURNS. HE IS WET FROM THE KNEES DOWN. FRANK - "I FOUND SOMETHING." WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO? >INVESTIGATE >SMELL >TOUCH >LOOK >USE MAGIC >USE CHARM >USE WIT >USE KATANA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 Investigate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted March 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 GREG - "WHAT THE FUCK? LET'S CHECK IT OUT!" YOU FOLLOW FRANK TO A YARD DOWN THE STREET FROM WHERE YOU WERE. THERE IS A KIDDIE POOL. FRANK STEPS INTO THE POOL. FRANK - "ISN'T THIS AWESOME?" YOU LOOK AT FRANK WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 Punch frank in the dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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