MrMeanGreen Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 X X X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Pickup Katana, seppuku. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 TACO AND CRAYON ARE PLACED IN POCKETS. UNDER BED YOU FIND KATANA . use katana to open window door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 SEPPUKU ATTEMPTED. YOUR ABOVE AVERAGE FORM DOES NOT ALLOW PENETRATION BY KATANA YOU ARE ABOVE AVERAGE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Eat taco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Perform auto-fellatio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 YOU EAT TACO. YOU IMMEDIATELY REALIZE THIS WAS A MISTAKE AND FEEL THE UNMISTAKABLE URGE TO VOMIT. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 hold in vomit and use katana to open door window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrodh Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Vomit to regain ones self, then open door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 This is one wierd-a$$ room. And if Eli is my god in ANY world, I want off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 YOU BURST THROUGH DOOR USING THE KATANA. OUTSIDE OF THE DOOR YOU SEE TRENT THE STEPDAD. TRENT THE STEPDAD - "WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST OPEN THE DOOR, YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrodh Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Use my wits and charm to get what I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Vomit on Trent the stepdad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 YOU CAN NO LONGER HOLD BACK YOUR VOMIT. YOU SPEW DIRECTLY IN THE FACE OF TRENT THE STEPDAD. GREG - "BOOYA SHITBIRD!" TRENT THE STEPDAD - "LOL, YOU ALWAYS WERE PRETTY FUNNY, EVEN FOR A DUMBASS. HERE ARE MY KEYS, NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Take KEYS, step outta the house. What's in the driveway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 YOU EXIT THE HOUSE TO FIND CAR . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrodh Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Throw keys into sewer drain that's to lame for me I have a badass motherfucking Katana of doom. Look for a better ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 YOU EXIT THE HOUSE TO FIND CAR . Open car and start car with KEY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 YOU DISPOSE OF KEYS AND WEILD KATANA. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 YOU MIS-SPELL WIELD BECAUSE YOU HAVE 0 INTELLIGENCE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 YOU DISPOSE OF KEYS AND WEILD KATANA. . Look around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 LOOKING AROUND REVEALS A ROAD. THE ROAD TRAVELS EAST OR WEST. YOU NOTICE A LARGE DOG APPROACHING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrodh Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Toss crayon to distract dog. Travel west Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 YOU THROW CRAYON TO THE EAST. YOU BEGIN YOUR TRAVELS WEST. GREG - "THAT'S A GOOD BOY!". DOG CHASES CRAYON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 find nearest car and break in and steal it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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