NinjaNick Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 OSUMJ! Read this link! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16361276/page/2/5. Deli meats are highly perishable.No food lasts forever, especially when it comes to cold cuts. While some of these products have natural or chemical preservatives to extend shelf life, packaged cold cuts once opened will only last three to five days. Cold cuts sliced fresh from the deli 1-3 days, if stored properly. Be sure to use an airtight plastic bag to store them and put them in the coldest part of the refrigerator. Freshness dating of processed meats is a voluntary program and not mandated by the federal government. However, if there is a date on the package, by law, it must state clearly what the date signifies:“Sell by” date means nothing more than telling the store how long to display the product for sale. Never buy the product after this date.“Best if used by” date means the flavor, taste and quality of the product will be at its optimum before this date. It has nothing to do with freshness or safety.“Use by” date means just that — don’t consumer the product after this date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted April 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted April 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 lol, check out the tags... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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V4junkie Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 How long is my salami? That's personal!Dang it I'm late to this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Indeed... It wouldn't be the first time either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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McLovin Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 OSUMJ! Read this link! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16361276/page/2/Ahhh, if it ain't green it's clean! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted April 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 mmmk, decision made. A combination of reading NINJA(again)Nick's article and smelling the cheese that I bought at the same time as the salami, I have decided not to eat it... which is a turn around from what i was planning when I started this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted April 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 wait! how long is a jar of pickles good for?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted April 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 wait! how long is a jar of pickles good for??^^ I can't believe that was my 1000th post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 wait! how long is a jar of pickles good for??forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 mmmk, decision made. A combination of reading NINJA(again)Nick's article and smelling the cheese that I bought at the same time as the salami, I have decided not to eat it... which is a turn around from what i was planning when I started this thread.I'm thinkin you should at least nibble the salami before you kick it to the curb...that's probably what Parks would do and he's still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted April 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 I'm thinkin you should at least nibble the salami before you kick it to the curb...that's probably what Parks would do and he's still alive.nah, i think i'm over it. you're more than welcome to come sample the salami though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 nah, i think i'm over it. you're more than welcome to come sample the salami though.Hahaha I appreciate the invite, but I'm going to have to pass on your old salami... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 I'm thinkin you should at least nibble the salami before you kick it to the curb...that's probably what Parks would do and he's still alive.i'd say fuck it and eat it!nah, i think i'm over it. you're more than welcome to come sample the salami though.make that offer to Ross and im sure he would over there asap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 (edited) wait! how long is a jar of pickles good for??Click here for enlightenment!... Edited April 15, 2009 by NinjaNick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted April 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+long+are+pickles+good+forlol. i did a google search for the salami and got everything from 1 day to 2 months. I ended up eating the pickle, but the salami is officially gone (trash). I have no sense of food life.Thanks everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted April 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 i'd say fuck it and eat it!make that offer to Ross and im sure he would over there asap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 I love Salami, ham, and pepperoni on a sub bun toasted in the oven with cheese. Then add banana peppers, lettuce, tomato, and Malt Vinegar. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+long+are+pickles+good+fornick, its not as funny if you don't disguise your hyperlink with a word that doesn't give it away. like click heremake that offer to Ross and im sure he would over there asap!Adam you're a douche...go fuck sheep.MJ, despite what adam thinks is funny, i will not come sample your old salami. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 I know! But damnit, I don't know how!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted April 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 I love Salami, ham, and pepperoni on a sub bun toasted in the oven with cheese. Then add banana peppers, lettuce, tomato, and Malt Vinegar. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.+1 -vinegar... i think yota will agree with me on this one.nick, its not as funny if you don't disguise your hyperlink with a word that doesn't give it away. like click hereAdam you're a douche...go fuck sheep.MJ, despite what adam thinks is funny, i will not come sample your old salami. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Adam you're a douche...go fuck sheep.MJ, despite what adam thinks is funny, i will not come sample your old salami. its not the salami he is after rossi ur the one that lives on a farm u goat roper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 I did it! I did it ROSS!! Click here for what I'm talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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