TimTaylor751647545500 Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Parking in the valet lane and walking 20' into the restaurant to eat didn't make you look as cool as you think it did. The entire patio, including the wait staff were commenting on how uncool it was actually. Just fyi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICEMAN1647545504 Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 You better be lucky he didn't park in the pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 JEALOUSY ALERT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 I mean he drives a yellow lambo, isnt life been mean to him enough. Does he really need people snickering at him about where he parks his car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Maybe the valet told him to park it there. Or, maybe he thought that he wasn't getting enough attention with his understated vehicle and decided to make a bold, rebellious statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Fuck you. I park where I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Maybe the valet told him to park it there. Or, maybe he thought that he wasn't getting enough attention with his understated vehicle and decided to make a bold, rebellious statement. Likely answer. Was his hair perfectly coiffed? -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Yeah, what did this jabroni look like? Let's profile this dude right quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Parking is so plebian. I wish I had a valet guy that just jogged behind me wherever I drove and then parked for me whenever I stopped to buy diamonds or chincillas or whatever I'm out getting that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Yeah, what did this jabroni look like? Let's profile this dude right quick. Straight ballin is his profile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Alex- Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Maybe you were on What Would You Do? with John Quinones and you didn't do SHIT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Straight ballin is his profile. I wonder if, when he parked, he was blaring this song and just left volume at max as he walked away with the door still open: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Maybe you were on What Would You Do? with John Quinones and you didn't do SHIT. Legitimate question. What say you, Tim Bystander Apathy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 If he didn't, he deserves a swift junkpunch for not properly rep'in his status. Collar popped, walking with swag or :gtfo: -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Bored tilly is bored, but entertaining for the rest of us. FYI if i had a yellow lambo, i wouldnt make valet park it, id make some peasent taking pics park it. To the haters hating, keep hating while this dude eats his cheese burger and has someone else get his car, while you walk. ONLY THE POOR WALK TO THEIR CARS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 If you're iced out with a chain, and you got a car, but you payin the car note, and you live witcha MOMMA, that's not Godzilla nigga. Get it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Parking in the valet lane and walking 20' into the restaurant to eat didn't make you look as cool as you think it did. The entire patio, including the wait staff were commenting on how uncool it was actually. Just fyi. If it's the guy I'm thinking of, a dude in his 50's, he treats the valets well but he's generally a douche canoe. Usually just gets hammered drunk at the Pube and uses "wanna drive me home in my lambo" as a pickup line for middle aged women. Source: I used to manage that clusterfuck of a valet area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 If you're iced out with a chain, and you got a car, but you payin the car note, and you live witcha MOMMA, that's not Godzilla nigga. Get it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Sidebar: if a valet knows, or should know, that a customer is intoxicated, then is the valet under any obligation to do something (e.g., withhold keys)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Sidebar: if a valet knows, or should know, that a customer is intoxicated, then is the valet under any obligation to do something (e.g., withhold keys)? http://data.whicdn.com/images/42187721/3r1eqn_large.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinHawk1647545499 Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 was this the guy but in his lambo instead of ferrari? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 I'm at work...if there was a picture of the car I can't see it. Did the plate say "NO MURCY" on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 I valet my shit there all the time when I'm going to eat at Cantina. It's either valet and walk 20', or park and walk 20 miles. I'd rather pay the $5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 I valet my shit there all the time when I'm going to eat at Cantina. It's either valet and walk 20', or park and walk 20 miles. I'd rather pay the $5. And your hair is perfectly coiffed. You sexy import you. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledhead36 Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 I'm at work...if there was a picture of the car I can't see it. Did the plate say "NO MURCY" on it? Was not me! I walk 35 feet at least....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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