Rustlestiltskin Posted December 27, 2013 Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeesammy Posted December 27, 2013 Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 1/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted December 27, 2013 Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/thumbs_down_gladiator.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dammit Charlie Posted December 27, 2013 Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 kinda funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted December 27, 2013 Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 http://www.pagunview.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/43//2013/05/dumb.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 Lol oh you kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson1647545504 Posted December 27, 2013 Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 hello.jpg gap3.jpg gap.zip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyBuiltRacing Posted December 27, 2013 Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 Oh, there was a joke in this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted December 27, 2013 Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 http://synapsepc.com/Hosting/Images/Funny/404%20Funny%20Not%20Found.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRD2BDF Posted December 27, 2013 Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 Lame attempt at a joke aside, wouldn't that be considered rape ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds Posted December 27, 2013 Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 I liked. will tell again.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted December 27, 2013 Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 I thought it was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted December 27, 2013 Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 Lame attempt at a joke aside, wouldn't that be considered rape ? It would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted December 27, 2013 Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 I laughed. I'm entertained for hours by bubble wrap, though. Not sure if you consider that a win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted December 27, 2013 Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 Pics of wife would help me fap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson1647545504 Posted December 27, 2013 Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 Pics of wife would help me fap http://www.mommysavers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/arbys.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted December 27, 2013 Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 Arbys No meat in that sandwich, chick in the joke is a vegetable BA DUM CHING (that's the joke) http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gob-car-danc.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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