Dr. Pomade Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Help. My family has no idea I am here. Battery getting low on my phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Don't bite at anything swung at you, go only for the soft tissues of those who choose to appose you. Report back with damage assessment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc1647545523 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Not to worry. I've asked Cordell to find you and help solve your problem. It will all be over soon, trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Chew the fuck out of any wires on shiny metal objects with four wheels before you get dead. Shit inside it if you have access too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Not to worry. I've asked Cordell to find you and help solve your problem. It will all be over soon, trust me. :lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Clearly we need more gun control to prevent these types of situations, #raccoonlivesmatter #raccoonlovewins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstmg8 Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 Wait for the host to turn on the radio and open the door. Call all of your friends and have a raccoon dance party! http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/05/c89af2944b239a076fa3d23f394759e1.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 http://www.quickmeme.com/img/05/0551753543cc3c22a4155429c978b28db7c2d480efec357845c67aeb4ecccc94.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 "Pepe to Bandit. Come in. Come in, Bandit. This is Pepe. Begin the assault on the human occupants at midnight. The Human species falls tonight. All your trash are belong to us!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 Not to worry. I've asked Cordell to find you and help solve your problem. It will all be over soon, trust me. I've killed a few, I give no fucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeesammy Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 Not to worry. I've asked Cordell to find you and help solve your problem. It will all be over soon, trust me. I heard he enjoys Jason's Deli as form of payment. Don't forget the coupons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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