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If this is a repost, please just delete it.

 

 

Ohio woman caught eating cereal while driving, leads police on 30-mile high-speed chase.

 

http://wsls.com/2015/12/08/ohio-woman-caught-eating-cereal-while-driving-leads-police-on-30-mile-high-speed-chase/

 

Don't interrupt her diner.

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Not news nowadays.

 

Earlier today around 11:20A on I270 EB just west of I71, there was a gray-silver Porsche Macan S with a 30-day temporary tag traveling on the third lane from left just a bit above speed limit, probably between 65-70 mph. I got alongside and saw an older woman with glasses reading 2 sheets of white papers. Her head was downcast, one sheet in the middle of steering wheel and the other held by her right hand to the right of the steering wheel. The vehicle was traveling consistently, probably under cruise control. I wondered about her reaction time.

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At first I thought, how much trouble could she be in, then I read further down: "driving with suspended license" and it made a little more sense. I'm guessing she is a serial offender and was already in some shit, the cereal part was just icing on a shit cake and how the news source chose to spin it to make it interesting.

 

She should thank her lucky charms, that her trix didn't cause police to think she was fruit loops when she said Cheerios to them at the traffic stop and went coo coo for coco puffs down the highway trying to find her own honeycomb hideout, otherwise they might have summoned all their Wheaties and put the captain crunch on her. Corn flakes.

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Don't interrupt her diner.

We all know it takes some time for all the cinnamon/sugar to be absorbed by the milk. That's the best part. Nobody's gonna work towards that to let it go to waste.

 

I got you all beat, a girlfriend of mine was riding her motorcycle one day and as she passed a car she saw that the guy had a laptop on his center counsel playing a porn movie while he was jerking off. This was on 275 down in Cincinnati. Lol

I'm sure she only followed along side long enough to add it to her spank bank. :p

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